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Old 05-28-2008, 02:28 AM   #1
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Six Degrees of Wikipedia

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This is quite cool and fun. For example the shortest hop from awesome to boobs is 3! The shortest hope from Fortress Forever to boobs is also 3 (Fortress Forever, Mod (computer gaming), Tomb Raider, Breast).
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:39 AM   #2
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Shortest path from Karl Pilkington to orange
Karl Pilkington -> January 20 -> Aquarius (astrology) -> Orange
3 clicks needed

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Shortest path from Karl Pilkington to humanzee
Karl Pilkington -> General Certificate of Secondary Education -> Communication -> Animal sexual behaviour -> Humanzee
4 clicks needed
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:50 AM   #3
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Shortest path from Fortress Forever to Warez:
Fortress Forever -> Quake -> Read-only memory -> Warez
3 clicks needed

Shortest path from Windows to Mac
Microsoft Windows -> AOL -> Macintosh -> MAC
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Shortest path from Mac to Windows
MAC -> Apple Inc. -> Microsoft Windows
2 clicks needed
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:59 AM   #4
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I had to do it. I'm sorry.

Shortest path from Fortress Forever to Hitler:
Fortress Forever -> Winston Churchill -> Adolf Hitler
2 clicks needed.

Edit:
Shortest path from Hitler to Boobs:
Adolf Hitler -> Breast Cancer -> Boobs
2 clicks needed

Damn hitler.
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:04 AM   #5
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Shortest path from Jack Thompson to Ass

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson (actor)
1975
George Carlin
Ass

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Old 05-28-2008, 03:09 AM   #6
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Shortest path from Jack Thompson to Ass

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson (actor)
1975
George Carlin
Ass

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Shortest path from Jack Thompson to Twat
Jack Thompson -> Jack Thompson(attorney) -> Grand Theft Auto IV -> Twat
3 clicks needed

I win.
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:29 AM   #7
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Shortest path from Jack Thompson to die
Jack Thompson - Jack Thompson (actor)- Actor - Drama - Die
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Fortress Forever to Porn:
Fortress Forever Keyboard (computing) Web browser Website Porn (disambiguation)
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:30 AM   #8
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Shortest path from Jack Thompson to Insane

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson (actor)
The Assassination of Richard Nixon
Insanity

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Tie!
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:37 AM   #9
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:50 AM   #10
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Shortest path from Fortress Forever to fun

Fortress Forever
Winston Churchill
Officer (armed forces)
Recreation

3 clicks needed

I like the connections here.
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:56 AM   #11
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Shortest path from Jack Thompson to Insane

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson (actor)
The Assassination of Richard Nixon
Insanity

3 clicks needed

Tie!
Touche.
Shortest path from Jack Thompson to Gay
Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson (actor)
The Sum of Us
Gay
3 clicks needed

And this next one is disturbing.

Shortest path from Jack Thompson to Homosexual
Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson (actor)
Batman
Homosexuality
3 clicks needed

Makes me that batman is associated with Jack Thompson and the word Homosexual.

Edit: If you put Fag instead of gay of something it includes Kanye West, apparently.
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:48 PM   #12
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Shortest path from Jack Thompson to Whore
Jack Thompson -> Jack Thompson (attorney) -> Christian right -> Prostitution
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:22 PM   #13
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Karl Pilkington -> Genius

3 clicks.

Karl Pilkington -> Moron

3 clicks... but check out the path this takes...

Karl Pilkington -> 1972 -> F-86 Sabre -> Moron
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:45 PM   #14
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List of Internet phenomena

Lolcat

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Old 05-28-2008, 10:16 PM   #15
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Finding it tricky to get over 5 clicks needed. The challenge should be to find the longest trail tbh.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:12 PM   #16
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I can't get above 3. It's only 3 from Africa to Plutonium.
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:33 AM   #17
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The shortest path from Seattle to New York is only 2 clicks. This will revolutionize the transportation industry!

See, those chumps at nasa and the university of arizona have been going the long way, sending their Phoenix Mars Lander millions of miles through space. Thanks to this ingenious web-based technology, we can now get from Earth to Mars in one click.

Pretty soon we will be able to send a human the same way. First, we need to take this widget and turn it into a production model (4 clicks), then to transport a human, we need to be able to convert a person into an abstraction (2 clicks). It's only a matter of turning this dream into reality (another 2 clicks).
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:44 AM   #18
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The shortest path from Seattle to New York is only 2 dicks. This will revolutionize the transportation industry!
i seriously thought it said that
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:01 AM   #19
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Shortest path from harassment to 4chan

Harassment Cyber-bullying Stickam 4chan 3 clicks needed
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:26 AM   #20
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the most I can find is 4 clicks needed ... anyone got 5+
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