Dumbledore is gay - Page 13

Scuzzy · 10-30-2007, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Innoc

Some things that are wrong are also self-evident. Case in point...pineapple in cottage cheese.

Amen!

Bubbles · 10-31-2007, 08:20 PM

Spending so much time in a gay thread, Scuzzy... Kinda suspicious ;- oo

zSilver_Fox · 11-01-2007, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Innoc

I respectfully disagree. Some things that are wrong are also self-evident. Case in point...pineapple in cottage cheese. It's wrongness is self evident.

Exactly. Peaches are where it's at.

Anyway... I'm going to side with Scuzzy. Having anal sex is dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. Even if you're clean, you should wear a condom, and just getting to the point of being able to enjoy it can take a good five minutes of work.

Not that I'd know.

Scuzzy · 11-01-2007, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Bubbles

Spending so much time in a gay thread, Scuzzy... Kinda suspicious ;- oo

There's an irony to this being said by a dude going with the name Bubbles that just can't be expressed.

ekiM · 11-01-2007, 11:41 AM

Use a latex condom. Use a lot of water-based personal lubricant. Go slow. Keep communicating.

Bubbles · 11-01-2007, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scuzzy

There's an irony to this being said by a dude going with the name Bubbles that just can't be expressed.

Oi! Bubbles is the name of the monkey in Dragonball Z! A little respect, punk!?

BinaryLife · 11-01-2007, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbles

Oi! Bubbles is the name of the monkey in Dragonball Z! A little respect, punk!?

No, you don't deserve respect for that haha.

Innoc · 11-01-2007, 11:19 PM

Isn't Bubbles also the name of Michael Jacksons chimp?

Zydell · 11-01-2007, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BinaryLife

No, you don't deserve respect for that haha.

Quoted for emphasis, lol

!

Also this thread is dead, long live homosexual dumbledore

YomMamasHouse · 11-02-2007, 04:32 AM

Michael Jackson has a chimp?

Rutabeggar · 11-02-2007, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by YomMamasHouse

Michael Jackson has a chimp?

Yes, a chimp that he violates. He uses a laytex condom and water based lubricants....................

WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A SAFE-SEX THREAD?! ROFLZ!

I'll bet Dumbledore is magical in the sack....

LOLZ GET IT?! CUZ HE'S A WIZARD!!!! ROFLZ

Seriously, this thread has run it's course...about 4 pages ago.

zSilver_Fox · 11-02-2007, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ekiM

Use a latex condom. Use a lot of water-based personal lubricant. Go slow. Keep communicating.

Actually, vaseline works best. Water based lubes dry out so fast (yes that includes Astroglide) that it's a joke. A freking painful one...

Not that I'd know ofc.

Bubbles · 11-02-2007, 05:41 AM

BUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNN!

zSilver_Fox · 11-02-2007, 05:46 AM

IT RIPS IT HURTS! I made you believe your turn! The chance of a lifetime, how does it feel to be alive?

Ahem.

ekiM · 11-02-2007, 10:56 AM

Uh, dude, you really should not be using an oil-based lubricant with a condom. It destroys it. Occasional re-application of KY jelly is the way forward.

Skanky Butterpuss · 11-02-2007, 07:20 PM

uh ohs silver fox gots teh AIDS nao :X

zSilver_Fox · 11-02-2007, 09:15 PM

Alternative condoms are better for that. I absolutely hate KY, Astroglide, and ID Glide, they dry up in 30 seconds flat.

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zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Alternative condoms are better for that. I absolutely hate KY, Astroglide, and ID Glide, they dry up in 30 seconds flat. __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

10-31-2007, 08:20 PM	#242
Bubbles Bueno Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Spending so much time in a gay thread, Scuzzy... Kinda suspicious ;- oo

11-01-2007, 11:41 AM	#245
ekiM Arrogance is Bliss Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Bristol UK Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Use a latex condom. Use a lot of water-based personal lubricant. Go slow. Keep communicating.

11-02-2007, 04:32 AM	#250
YomMamasHouse Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Your Mom's House Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Michael Jackson has a chimp?

11-02-2007, 05:41 AM	#253
Bubbles Bueno Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	BUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNN!

11-02-2007, 10:56 AM	#255
ekiM Arrogance is Bliss Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Bristol UK Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Uh, dude, you really should not be using an oil-based lubricant with a condom. It destroys it. Occasional re-application of KY jelly is the way forward.

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