Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!!

o_kenny · 02-20-2007, 02:30 AM

(basicly everyone has an answer and a question, but i start out with only a question)((((this is for boredom/humor so if you don't like nor not in the mood get out))))

Why do humans die?

o_puppychow · 02-20-2007, 02:33 AM

because they start to believe in the concept of aging at some point. oh shit, i guess i gave a deep answer

ok, um how come we dont have a release date yet?

o_kenny · 02-20-2007, 02:35 AM

because the devs dont think ff isnt pretty enuf for public view

why is russia so HUGE?

o_()))crayola))_> · 02-20-2007, 02:42 AM

God has a twisted sense of humor.

Why aren't there any poptarts in my house?

o_kenny · 02-20-2007, 02:45 AM

i woke up choose the engineer class, built a teleporter, tele'd to your house and eat ze poptarts

<3

Why are zombies better in the dark but are complete shitsticks at daylight? (slow/dumb)

o_puppychow · 02-20-2007, 02:50 AM

um because the undead don't do sunshine. dur.

how come i rock at guitar?

o_captain_cadaver · 02-20-2007, 03:00 AM

Because your mother doesn't like condoms.

Where does the black stuff under fingernails come from?

o_stricknine · 02-20-2007, 03:58 AM

it comes from picking your ass.

where's waldo?

o_geokill-----> · 02-20-2007, 04:01 AM

Keep loooking

So were's the clitoris?

o_nuk3m · 02-20-2007, 05:35 AM

under your bed next to that pair of old socks.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise roll pop.

o_geokill-----> · 02-20-2007, 06:16 AM

One bite to rule them all

Why did Bush won the elections?

o_jinx · 02-20-2007, 06:44 AM

2000: Cheating
2004: Americans are morons

Why do people call Halle Berry "black" when she's half white?

o_agret · 02-20-2007, 06:51 AM

Because they haven't realised they aren't submerged.

Why does my eye hurt when I stab it with a pen?

o_rannibunny · 02-20-2007, 06:53 AM

Because of Americas _very_ special interpretation of democracy.

How come that every single day is worse than the one before?

o_psycnet · 02-20-2007, 08:56 AM

Because nobody appreciates it when you don't bathe.

What's more awesome: The Book Of Vile Darkness or The Book Of Heroic Deeds?

o_theres *nothing* here · 02-20-2007, 09:22 AM

Neither, God prefers The Book of Mormonism.

Why do I not feel as though I'd just said something witty?

o_skull · 02-20-2007, 12:47 PM

Maybe you didn't

What am I doing here?

o_heed · 02-20-2007, 01:39 PM

The same thing everyone else is...

Why is the sky blue?

o_bumgravy · 02-20-2007, 01:51 PM

Because if it wasnt it would be a different colour.

Why do you keep looking at me like that?

o_skull · 02-21-2007, 01:45 AM

Because you're ugly.

Does God really exist?

02-20-2007, 02:30 AM	#1
o_kenny Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a mall, hiding in a gunstore, while being surrounded by 53,594 zombies Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!! (basicly everyone has an answer and a question, but i start out with only a question)((((this is for boredom/humor so if you don't like nor not in the mood get out)))) Why do humans die?

02-20-2007, 09:22 AM	#16
o_theres nothing here Join Date: May 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Neither, God prefers The Book of Mormonism. Why do I not feel as though I'd just said something witty? Last edited by o_theres nothing* here; 02-20-2007 at 09:27 AM.*

02-20-2007, 02:33 AM	#2
o_puppychow Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washington DC Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	because they start to believe in the concept of aging at some point. oh shit, i guess i gave a deep answer ok, um how come we dont have a release date yet?

02-20-2007, 02:35 AM	#3
o_kenny Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a mall, hiding in a gunstore, while being surrounded by 53,594 zombies Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	because the devs dont think ff isnt pretty enuf for public view why is russia so HUGE?

02-20-2007, 02:42 AM	#4
o_()))crayola))_> Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	God has a twisted sense of humor. Why aren't there any poptarts in my house?

02-20-2007, 02:45 AM	#5
o_kenny Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a mall, hiding in a gunstore, while being surrounded by 53,594 zombies Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	i woke up choose the engineer class, built a teleporter, tele'd to your house and eat ze poptarts <3 Why are zombies better in the dark but are complete shitsticks at daylight? (slow/dumb)

02-20-2007, 02:50 AM	#6
o_puppychow Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washington DC Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	um because the undead don't do sunshine. dur. how come i rock at guitar?

02-20-2007, 03:00 AM	#7
o_captain_cadaver Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UMR Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Because your mother doesn't like condoms. Where does the black stuff under fingernails come from?

02-20-2007, 03:58 AM	#8
o_stricknine Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	it comes from picking your ass. where's waldo?

02-20-2007, 04:01 AM	#9
o_geokill-----> Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fort Worth, Tejas Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Keep loooking So were's the clitoris?

02-20-2007, 05:35 AM	#10
o_nuk3m Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Jersy, USA! reppin' Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	under your bed next to that pair of old socks. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise roll pop.

02-20-2007, 06:16 AM	#11
o_geokill-----> Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fort Worth, Tejas Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	One bite to rule them all Why did Bush won the elections?

02-20-2007, 06:44 AM	#12
o_jinx Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ohio Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	2000: Cheating 2004: Americans are morons Why do people call Halle Berry "black" when she's half white?

02-20-2007, 06:51 AM	#13
o_agret Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Because they haven't realised they aren't submerged. Why does my eye hurt when I stab it with a pen?

02-20-2007, 06:53 AM	#14
o_rannibunny Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Because of Americas _very_ special interpretation of democracy. How come that every single day is worse than the one before?

02-20-2007, 08:56 AM	#15
o_psycnet Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Calgary, Canada eh? Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Because nobody appreciates it when you don't bathe. What's more awesome: The Book Of Vile Darkness or The Book Of Heroic Deeds?

02-20-2007, 12:47 PM	#17
o_skull Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Maybe you didn't What am I doing here?

02-20-2007, 01:39 PM	#18
o_heed Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	The same thing everyone else is... Why is the sky blue?

02-20-2007, 01:51 PM	#19
o_bumgravy Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Because if it wasnt it would be a different colour. Why do you keep looking at me like that?

02-21-2007, 01:45 AM	#20
o_skull Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Because you're ugly. Does God really exist?

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