Airsoft Enthusiasts...

Ihmhi · 03-17-2008, 11:29 PM

My next door neighbor and friend made the mistake of chasing me with his replica M4 automatic airsoft rifle and shooting it at me.

I warned him a dozen or so times not to shoot me or he'd get it back much, much worse.

Well, he did.

So, I'm looking for something that can put out a lot of rounds at once. I've been very disappointed in my searches so far... 5 airsoft pellets from a shotgun? Pfft.

I'm thinking more along the lines of breaking Commandment #6 over here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFYQwX2EayE
2:10 in this video.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Two of the four people who live there are not into airsoft and would surely help me get something set up (i.e. get into his room at say, 5am, and wake him up with a shotgun blast in the ass).

Any suggestions of a fun toy to get him back with? (:<

Of course, I'm not going to shoot him in the face or anything. I've shot paintball, airsoft, and real guns and I know even these "toys" or "hobby replicas" can hurt someone if you aim for the face. That's why I'm going to aim for the arse.

Circuitous · 03-17-2008, 11:43 PM

A lot of rounds simultaneously?

Try an airsoft grenade. Bottom of this page. The Mad Bull M583A1 Shell fires 96 rounds, but I'm not certain if it's simultaneous or in waves or what.

My friend got a springer G36c that you could load multiple rounds into... we once fired an entire clip in one go (22 shots), but they were shit-slow.

Edit: Or make your own.

there's nothing here · 03-18-2008, 12:36 AM

Fire cracker!

What's wrong with a paintball gun on full auto?

BinaryLife · 03-18-2008, 01:37 AM

You should put Vaseline on his doorknob and then throw fire crackers in his room.

fishBurger · 03-18-2008, 01:52 AM

Two of my roommates were going back and forth with pranks and such, Paintball gun in a tree in the front yard on a tripwire. Missed, but was funny as hell.

I rigged up my tiny mp-5 with rubberbands pulling the trigger back, but kept it secure with a string wedged in the doorjam holding it taut. All I needed to do was secure it in a closet and set the string, and next person to open the door gets full auto airsoft till the gun empties.

They got tired of the prank war and called it off though.

Innoc · 03-18-2008, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by BinaryLife

You should put Vaseline on his doorknob and then throw fire crackers in his room.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I've always been a fan of high pressure water for getting even!

A water fire extinguisher works well too...

edit: Buttered Floor works too...but then you risk "breaking and entering" to pull it off...

Demasu · 03-18-2008, 04:19 AM

http://www.montysminiguns.com/AirSoftPage.htm

Etzell · 03-18-2008, 05:36 AM

Potato gun.

Escalation is a bitch.

Ihmhi · 03-18-2008, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Etzell

Potato gun.

Escalation is a bitch.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

zSilver_Fox · 03-18-2008, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by there's nothing here

Fire cracker!

What's wrong with a paintball gun on full auto?

The $150 hopper you need to keep up the 15 BPS firing rate.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 03-18-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Innoc

edit: Buttered Floor works too...but then you risk "breaking and entering" to pull it off...

Do it, film it, post it on youtube!

there's nothing here · 03-18-2008, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by zSilver_Fox

The $150 hopper you need to keep up the 15 BPS firing rate.

Lawl.

Hmmmmmm..

I think a fully planned out Airsoft siege of his home with a couple of your friends would be a cool idea. Do it during the day, when the windaz are open and doors are unlocked so you can has a sniper in a tree shooting those mushroom head pellets.

Don't forget to bring exploding firecrackers and those screeching ones that put out a lotta smoke.

Or maybe it's not such an original fun idea.

Innoc · 03-18-2008, 07:02 PM

Siege or ambush? Ambush sounds like it would have a greater impact. Personally, if getting his neighbor to stop is the goal then escalation sounds like the direction he should head.

there's nothing here · 03-18-2008, 07:11 PM

Siege or ambush? I dunno. Think cs_assault with the CT's pouring in through the vents and doors + awping through walls.

Doesn't siege sound like it could involve more peeps?

Skanky Butterpuss · 03-18-2008, 07:11 PM

and if escalation is the only means to an end, then physical pain should be ditched for psychological pain. bruises disappear, but public embarrassment lasts forever. urinate into a super soaker. use the pressure from that super soaker to fill up a water balloon (i find a one-shot-all-the-piss-at-once-bomb more effective than chasing him down with a constant stream). aim for the head and make sure his friends/girlfriend is around. tell him there is plenty more, and worse, where that came from. i think he will get the picture.

Innoc · 03-18-2008, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Skanky Butterpuss

and if escalation is the only means to an end, then physical pain should be ditched for psychological pain. bruises disappear, but public embarrassment lasts forever. urinate into a super soaker. use the pressure from that super soaker to fill up a water balloon (i find a one-shot-all-the-piss-at-once-bomb more effective than chasing him down with a constant stream). aim for the head and make sure his friends/girlfriend is around. tell him there is plenty more, and worse, where that came from. i think he will get the picture.

HAHAHAHAHA!

There are two (well 3 really) things that would prevent me from doing that were I in Ihmhi's situation.

1) The fear of the waterballoon breaking in my hands would be sufficient deterrent to me

2) I wouldn't use the supersoaker to deliver it to him directly either due to the misting "blowback" from shooting it...

3) I'm too old for such things now but, damn, that's up there for sure!

Skanky Butterpuss · 03-18-2008, 07:25 PM

no such thing as being too old for spite, sir! next time your neighbor blows his leaves onto your lawn, give him a pissballoon facial! guarantee that leafblower will stay aimed towards his other neighbor after that!

(of course this is made slightly less funny by the fact that you live in nevada and probably dont have a big fall season resulting in lawns covered with leaves...or maybe you do, in which case its still funny and now i just sound like an ignant tard who dont know shit about shit. or seasonal changes in the midwest.)

there's nothing here · 03-18-2008, 07:36 PM

Well now, this situation isn't unlike that other war going on somewhere.. now that I think about it.

Innoc · 03-18-2008, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Skanky Butterpuss

no such thing as being too old for spite, sir! next time your neighbor blows his leaves onto your lawn, give him a pissballoon facial! guarantee that leafblower will stay aimed towards his other neighbor after that!

(of course this is made slightly less funny by the fact that you live in nevada and probably dont have a big fall season resulting in lawns covered with leaves...or maybe you do, in which case its still funny and now i just sound like an ignant tard who dont know shit about shit. or seasonal changes in the midwest.)

There are leaves but having neighbors who's dogs crap on your lawn IS a problem. However, I have found that a little bacon or hamburger grease applied liberally to the piles makes it disappear in a day or so and I get to LMAO the next time they crouch down and let their dog give their face a tongue bath.

BinaryLife · 03-18-2008, 07:48 PM

If you're going to do an attack onto his house you gotta scare him out of the house into the street before shooting him. Preferably in however he sleeps. If you're on good terms with the people he lives with then i'd suggest using their help to scare him into the street.

Has to be while he's asleep, firecrackers work real nice. But however you get him out there you've got to be waiting outside with a powerful airsoft weapon to pop him with

03-17-2008, 11:29 PM	#1
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Airsoft Enthusiasts... My next door neighbor and friend made the mistake of chasing me with his replica M4 automatic airsoft rifle and shooting it at me. I warned him a dozen or so times not to shoot me or he'd get it back much, much worse. Well, he did. So, I'm looking for something that can put out a lot of rounds at once. I've been very disappointed in my searches so far... 5 airsoft pellets from a shotgun? Pfft. I'm thinking more along the lines of breaking Commandment #6 over here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFYQwX2EayE 2:10 in this video. Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Two of the four people who live there are not into airsoft and would surely help me get something set up (i.e. get into his room at say, 5am, and wake him up with a shotgun blast in the ass). Any suggestions of a fun toy to get him back with? (:< Of course, I'm not going to shoot him in the face or anything. I've shot paintball, airsoft, and real guns and I know even these "toys" or "hobby replicas" can hurt someone if you aim for the face. That's why I'm going to aim for the arse. __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

03-17-2008, 11:43 PM	#2
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	A lot of rounds simultaneously? Try an airsoft grenade. Bottom of this page. The Mad Bull M583A1 Shell fires 96 rounds, but I'm not certain if it's simultaneous or in waves or what. My friend got a springer G36c that you could load multiple rounds into... we once fired an entire clip in one go (22 shots), but they were shit-slow. Edit: Or make your own. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

03-18-2008, 01:52 AM	#5
fishBurger get off my lawn Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O scout / demo Gametype: killing Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Two of my roommates were going back and forth with pranks and such, Paintball gun in a tree in the front yard on a tripwire. Missed, but was funny as hell. I rigged up my tiny mp-5 with rubberbands pulling the trigger back, but kept it secure with a string wedged in the doorjam holding it taut. All I needed to do was secure it in a closet and set the string, and next person to open the door gets full auto airsoft till the gun empties. They got tired of the prank war and called it off though. __________________ That means that either you are an American, or you are NOT an American. There is no hyphenated exception. -Iggy

03-18-2008, 07:02 PM	#13
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	Siege or ambush? Ambush sounds like it would have a greater impact. Personally, if getting his neighbor to stop is the goal then escalation sounds like the direction he should head. __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

03-18-2008, 07:11 PM	#15
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	and if escalation is the only means to an end, then physical pain should be ditched for psychological pain. bruises disappear, but public embarrassment lasts forever. urinate into a super soaker. use the pressure from that super soaker to fill up a water balloon (i find a one-shot-all-the-piss-at-once-bomb more effective than chasing him down with a constant stream). aim for the head and make sure his friends/girlfriend is around. tell him there is plenty more, and worse, where that came from. i think he will get the picture. __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

03-18-2008, 12:36 AM	#3
there's nothing here lol Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Halfway sprawled out of a cardboard box at the bottom of a flight of stairs. Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Fire cracker! What's wrong with a paintball gun on full auto?

03-18-2008, 01:37 AM	#4
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	You should put Vaseline on his doorknob and then throw fire crackers in his room.

03-18-2008, 04:19 AM	#7
Demasu Official FF Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	http://www.montysminiguns.com/AirSoftPage.htm

03-18-2008, 05:36 AM	#8
Etzell D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Potato gun. Escalation is a bitch.

03-18-2008, 07:25 PM	#17
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	no such thing as being too old for spite, sir! next time your neighbor blows his leaves onto your lawn, give him a pissballoon facial! guarantee that leafblower will stay aimed towards his other neighbor after that! (of course this is made slightly less funny by the fact that you live in nevada and probably dont have a big fall season resulting in lawns covered with leaves...or maybe you do, in which case its still funny and now i just sound like an ignant tard who dont know shit about shit. or seasonal changes in the midwest.) __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

03-18-2008, 07:36 PM	#18
there's nothing here lol Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Halfway sprawled out of a cardboard box at the bottom of a flight of stairs. Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Well now, this situation isn't unlike that other war going on somewhere.. now that I think about it.

03-18-2008, 07:48 PM	#20
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	If you're going to do an attack onto his house you gotta scare him out of the house into the street before shooting him. Preferably in however he sleeps. If you're on good terms with the people he lives with then i'd suggest using their help to scare him into the street. Has to be while he's asleep, firecrackers work real nice. But however you get him out there you've got to be waiting outside with a powerful airsoft weapon to pop him with

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