If you could take two modern weapons back to Medieval Times... - Page 3

o_mescalito · 06-14-2006, 11:07 AM

Heh not true. I thought about it many times when i was a kid.

It's all about "lol i'm so awesome, i pwn entire armies of pesky ass knights with my ak47 lolz. i gonna own all their chicks and sheeps".

**mervaka** · 06-14-2006, 01:10 PM

na, thats one retarded robot, and its retarded earth disguise

o_uncle-argon · 06-14-2006, 01:57 PM

I'd take a pen, 'cause they all had swords back then and I don't need to remind you all about that remarkable relationship.

This would be a particularly good choice if it was one of those Penalli pen sets that you used to see advertised on TV; you know, the ones that could supposedly stab right through a soup can and be thrown at a dart board. I reckon thats got swords, suits of armor, and bows & arrows pretty much beat hands down. But wait! There's more! I could also perform character assassination by drawing and publishing carefully observed scornful caricatures.

Fire up the time machine!

o_mescalito · 06-14-2006, 02:18 PM

Fire up the lol! You wouldn't survive a day with that punny pen of yours.
You need lazers n shit.

o_bubbles · 06-14-2006, 03:12 PM

n flyin supersheep that explode on impact and em bananabombs. wormsw00ters!

o_|404|innoc-tpf- · 06-15-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bubbles

n flyin supersheep that explode on impact and em bananabombs. wormsw00ters!

Sounds like something from a DBZ episode!

o_binarylife · 06-15-2006, 05:35 PM

Steyer AMR for the long distance shots http://world.guns.ru/sniper/steyr_amr.jpg

Alliant OICW for the rest.
http://world.guns.ru/assault/oicw.jpg
http://world.guns.ru/assault/oicw2.jpg

**mervaka** · 06-15-2006, 05:36 PM

gotta love hotlink blockers

o_theres *nothing* here · 06-15-2006, 08:15 PM

THATS WHAT I BRING HOTLINK BLOCKERS AN P2P PROG ONdisc, LMAO.

Nah, seriously I'd bring my "Iron Horse" (pun, tee hee), aaaand.. a skateboard maybe? To wow the king, and get the girlz? Maybe snowboard, but how the fuck am I gonna get to the top of the mountain? Hay, I could wow the king with my "Iron Horse" silly me. Perhaps a map of.. Wherever I'm going? Because we all know that they really sucked at map making back then. A dictionary of Ye Old Norse? Condoms?! Pills? A LIFETIME'S SUPPLY OF PILLS AND CONDOMS>!!?

Perhapes Richard Simmons.. Solar powered Taser? WindmillsS? TAI CHI? KUNG FU?! BAd KUNG FU MOVIES? LAWL

o_hired-gun · 06-15-2006, 09:30 PM

Maybe some stuff from this collection.

o_theres *nothing* here · 06-16-2006, 07:56 PM

ya but dey feke lmao!

lol.. i just thought of.. paintball guns! i'd be like, its full of curses and shit. and a super soaker.

ohh, what about a toilet? and toilet paper? they didnt have that back then. no hand soap either.

o_backstaber · 06-16-2006, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by theres *nothing* here

ya but dey feke lmao!

lol.. i just thought of.. paintball guns! i'd be like, its full of curses and shit. and a super soaker.

ohh, what about a toilet? and toilet paper? they didnt have that back then. no hand soap either.

Heretic! Witch! Burn him!

o_hired-gun · 06-16-2006, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by theres *nothing* here

ya but dey feke lmao!

Offcause they are fake,its replicas from a video game so what do you expect.
They are made of stainless steel,and looks like the ones from TFC,so they arent pixels on a pc monitor.

o_hired-gun · 06-17-2006, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 651ett

OICW FTL

Hmm that has to be medieval English...right!!!

Circuitous · 06-17-2006, 10:56 PM

OICW = weapon
FTL = "for the lose"

o_theres *nothing* here · 06-17-2006, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Hired-Gun

Offcause they are fake,its replicas from a video game so what do you expect.
They are made of stainless steel,and looks like the ones from TFC,so they arent pixels on a pc monitor.

LMALO I NOES! and I've been to your site, pretty cool.

06-14-2006, 01:10 PM	#42
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	na, thats one retarded robot, and its retarded earth disguise __________________ Support FF:

06-15-2006, 05:36 PM	#48
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	gotta love hotlink blockers __________________ Support FF:

06-17-2006, 10:56 PM	#55
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	OICW = weapon FTL = "for the lose" __________________ Look at all those dead links.

06-14-2006, 11:07 AM	#41
o_mescalito Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Heh not true. I thought about it many times when i was a kid. It's all about "lol i'm so awesome, i pwn entire armies of pesky ass knights with my ak47 lolz. i gonna own all their chicks and sheeps".

06-14-2006, 01:57 PM	#43
o_uncle-argon Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: England Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I'd take a pen, 'cause they all had swords back then and I don't need to remind you all about that remarkable relationship. This would be a particularly good choice if it was one of those Penalli pen sets that you used to see advertised on TV; you know, the ones that could supposedly stab right through a soup can and be thrown at a dart board. I reckon thats got swords, suits of armor, and bows & arrows pretty much beat hands down. But wait! There's more! I could also perform character assassination by drawing and publishing carefully observed scornful caricatures. Fire up the time machine!

06-14-2006, 02:18 PM	#44
o_mescalito Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Fire up the lol! You wouldn't survive a day with that punny pen of yours. You need lazers n shit.

06-14-2006, 03:12 PM	#45
o_bubbles Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	n flyin supersheep that explode on impact and em bananabombs. wormsw00ters!

06-15-2006, 05:35 PM	#47
o_binarylife Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Steyer AMR for the long distance shots http://world.guns.ru/sniper/steyr_amr.jpg Alliant OICW for the rest. http://world.guns.ru/assault/oicw.jpg http://world.guns.ru/assault/oicw2.jpg

06-15-2006, 08:15 PM	#49
o_theres nothing here Join Date: May 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	THATS WHAT I BRING HOTLINK BLOCKERS AN P2P PROG ONdisc, LMAO. Nah, seriously I'd bring my "Iron Horse" (pun, tee hee), aaaand.. a skateboard maybe? To wow the king, and get the girlz? Maybe snowboard, but how the fuck am I gonna get to the top of the mountain? Hay, I could wow the king with my "Iron Horse" silly me. Perhaps a map of.. Wherever I'm going? Because we all know that they really sucked at map making back then. A dictionary of Ye Old Norse? Condoms?! Pills? A LIFETIME'S SUPPLY OF PILLS AND CONDOMS>!!? Perhapes Richard Simmons.. Solar powered Taser? WindmillsS? TAI CHI? KUNG FU?! BAd KUNG FU MOVIES? LAWL

06-15-2006, 09:30 PM	#50
o_hired-gun Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sweden the land of sin Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Maybe some stuff from this collection.

06-16-2006, 07:56 PM	#51
o_theres nothing here Join Date: May 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	ya but dey feke lmao! lol.. i just thought of.. paintball guns! i'd be like, its full of curses and shit. and a super soaker. ohh, what about a toilet? and toilet paper? they didnt have that back then. no hand soap either.

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