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Old 06-13-2005, 02:22 PM   #1
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Calling All Australianers...Australiandians...Australians?

I'm going to be faking an Australian this weekend at the bar, so if there are any key phrases I need to know or any specifics about Australia than any real Australian would know, let me know. I'm gonna spend like my entire week at work studying Russel Crowe and Nicole Kidman interviews.
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:25 PM   #2
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G'day mate

Throw a few shrimp on the barby

Uhh, crikey!

Yeah I got no idea.
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:25 PM   #3
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Everything Crocodile Dundee has ever said can be taken as true Australian speech and mannerisms. I'm not even Australian and I know this.




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Old 06-13-2005, 02:27 PM   #4
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Everything Crocodile Dundee has ever said can be taken as true Australian speech and mannerisms. I'm not even Australian and I know this.
Ah! I even mentioned this last night. I need to get this on DVD this week. Or download it from somewhere. Keep 'em coming, this fake accent just won't create itself.
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:32 PM   #5
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If you haven't already watched some Cell block H then watch that for some classic aussie slang.

That's bonza mite, ya bloody ripper!

http://www.aussieslang.com/slang/australian-slang-a.asp

chuck in australian slang into google and you get loads.
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Old 06-13-2005, 05:22 PM   #6
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lol i'm an aussie and most of the stuff on that site i've never anyone say before.
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Old 06-13-2005, 05:26 PM   #7
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btw make sure to tell a few schapelle corby jokes.

http://www.ozfortress.com/showthread.php?t=14914
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Old 06-13-2005, 05:41 PM   #8
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G'day mate

Throw a few shrimp on the barby

Uhh, crikey!

Yeah I got no idea.

LOL
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Old 06-13-2005, 05:41 PM   #9
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Of course don't forget the ultimate Aussie movie, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert

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Old 06-13-2005, 07:13 PM   #10
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And you can't forget Steve Irwin, genuine australian extraordinaire.

Crikey, that crocodile had a snap at me.
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Old 06-13-2005, 07:42 PM   #11
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Get drunk and try for a british accent. Instant Austrailian
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Old 06-13-2005, 08:50 PM   #12
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Get drunk and try for a british accent. Instant Austrailian
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Old 06-14-2005, 01:30 AM   #13
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Call her Sheila, no matter what her name is. Aussies love that, from what I've heard. :)
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Old 06-14-2005, 02:14 AM   #14
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You could allways have a look at this one for some pointers:

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/jedi_hunter

it's a cool parody on Star Wars and Steve Irwin.
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Old 06-14-2005, 03:41 AM   #15
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And you can't forget Steve Irwin, genuine australian extraordinaire.

Crikey, that crocodile had a snap at me.
cringe++ >_<
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Old 06-14-2005, 03:58 AM   #16
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Some phrases have been missed:

"Maybe a dingo ate your baby." said by Elane with a strong Ausie accent in an early Seinfield episode: http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/tvw...eld=sdingo.wav

Waltzing Matilda was mentioned in the slang website someone posted. It's an Australian folk song. Try to get a chorus of Watzing Matilda going in the bar. Some Americans know it as well. Depends on the calibur of your pub: http://www.nla.gov.au/epubs/waltzingmatilda/

I've traveled all over the world, and nothing quite compares to Australia. Beautiful country, beautiful people. I highly recomend visiting the real thing if you get the opportunity.
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:28 AM   #17
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yeah refer to chicks as 'sheilas' and call guys 'mate'.
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:29 AM   #18
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just talk like everything you say is the most etraordinary thing in the world ( like those guys on dicovery channel )
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:58 AM   #19
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just talk like everything you say is the most etraordinary thing in the world ( like those guys on dicovery channel )
LMAO! The Crocodile Hunter!

"Look at the head on that beer mate! Isn't she beeeaaaauuutiful!"

As he cautiously lifts the beer to his mouth: "You're okay mate....you're okay....easy shiela..."

Takes a gulp "Wow! Did you see that!..." then babbles on for a few minutes about the more important attributes of the beer.
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:59 AM   #20
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hahahaha ... exactly !
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