The "Bitch About Updates" Thread. - Page 51

o_mescalito · 01-29-2006, 07:41 PM

go get excited somewhere else! this thread isn't about getting excited, it's about who's bitchings more bitchy!

:P

o_frenchtoast · 01-29-2006, 08:49 PM

Bitch.

o_lithium · 01-29-2006, 09:32 PM

UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!

o_mescalito · 01-29-2006, 09:37 PM

whaa?! where?!

o_darknight · 01-29-2006, 11:40 PM

I dont know. I havent been on the interweb since thursday... Still no update...

o_dark · 01-29-2006, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LithiuM

UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!

lol

Circuitous · 01-29-2006, 11:49 PM

I don't get it.

**mervaka** · 01-29-2006, 11:51 PM

after careful analysis of that picture, i think he just bought a new hoodie.

EDIT: it might be a t-shirt, must be XXXXXXXXL if it is though

o_mr_rage · 01-30-2006, 07:52 AM

update or i'll hang sid6.7 from his pubes...

o_shaggy · 01-30-2006, 12:12 PM

^^^ LOL THAT'S GOOD STUFF

o_thedarkone · 01-31-2006, 01:58 AM

I think i'll go for a walk outside now
The summer sun's callin' my name
(I hear ya now)
I just can't stay inside all day
I gotta get out get me some of those rays
Everybody's smilin' (sunshine day)
Everybody's laughin' (sunshine day)
Everybody seems so happy today
It's a sunshine day

http://sunshineday.ytmnd.com/

edit: updates!

o_frenchtoast · 01-31-2006, 03:01 AM

I have better lyrics! RHCP ftw!

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

[Chorus]
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

[Chorus]

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down ....
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while

o_imbrifer · 01-31-2006, 03:58 AM

heh.. fortress-fornever. classic.

o_shadow34721 · 01-31-2006, 04:24 AM

step, into an ongoing nightmare.
go, ride into blistering trails below
--tear heart and soul!!

stop, for jekylish I'll haunt you
though, a sleepwalking hunter in despair
--take care of you.

o_dr zoidberg · 01-31-2006, 03:20 PM

WOOOTISh LAAAA

Donno felt lite it.
ANYWAY!
I have speculations, yes. there is a rumour about the lateness of the updates and the relaeasing of FF. so i qoute moddb's "percent complete" spalt

Quote:

Percent Complete50%

SO the question is. when was this put in? when they registered? or 28 days ago? or somewhere in between?

IF it was beforeish. the release may be close! BE READY FOR THE APOCALYPSE THE PROPHECY OF 50% HAS SHOWN IT SIGNS

o_ivaqual · 01-31-2006, 03:31 PM

I think they are "postponing" (i put the quotes because there was never a date to begin with) media releases because they are at a point where things are pieceing together and things are beginning to look good in-game (i'm talking about live action shots, not just a sentry and a v_model which could be very well just be a copy-paste job). I believe the next media update is going to rock, hard. (Perhaps a video ?). They simply have to finish and polish a couple things.

By the way, could someone talk about what was supposed to happen last summer ? I remember you guys let a lot of hype slip through the dev journals and some posts but it ended in a whimper.

(edit : about the 50%, I remember the devs admitted they were about halfway done. I can't remember when exactly this piece of info was slipped, but it's something like some time, but not too long ago.)

o_ambex · 02-01-2006, 08:50 PM

UPDATE, Cuz you know what? THe latest update was 2005.

Do it for mudman!

**mervaka** · 02-01-2006, 09:36 PM

didnt you post that over in the chat forum like 0.000002s ago?

o_sid6.7 · 02-02-2006, 02:35 AM

bastards.

o_thenuke0 · 02-02-2006, 01:39 PM

it has been too much!

MORE UPDATES NOW!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

01-29-2006, 11:49 PM	#1007
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I don't get it. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

01-29-2006, 07:41 PM	#1001
o_mescalito Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	go get excited somewhere else! this thread isn't about getting excited, it's about who's bitchings more bitchy! :P

01-29-2006, 08:49 PM	#1002
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Bitch.

01-29-2006, 09:32 PM	#1003
o_lithium Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!

01-29-2006, 09:37 PM	#1004
o_mescalito Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	whaa?! where?!

01-29-2006, 11:40 PM	#1005
o_darknight Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Yorkshire Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I dont know. I havent been on the interweb since thursday... Still no update...

01-29-2006, 11:51 PM	#1008
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	after careful analysis of that picture, i think he just bought a new hoodie. EDIT: it might be a t-shirt, must be XXXXXXXXL if it is though

01-30-2006, 07:52 AM	#1009
o_mr_rage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	update or i'll hang sid6.7 from his pubes...

01-30-2006, 12:12 PM	#1010
o_shaggy Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	^^^ LOL THAT'S GOOD STUFF

01-31-2006, 01:58 AM	#1011
o_thedarkone Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Quebec, Canada Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I think i'll go for a walk outside now The summer sun's callin' my name (I hear ya now) I just can't stay inside all day I gotta get out get me some of those rays Everybody's smilin' (sunshine day) Everybody's laughin' (sunshine day) Everybody seems so happy today It's a sunshine day http://sunshineday.ytmnd.com/ edit: updates!

01-31-2006, 03:01 AM	#1012
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I have better lyrics! RHCP ftw! A long, long, long, long time ago Before the wind, before the snow Lived a man, lived a man I know Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho Sir Psycho Sexy that is me Sometimes I find I need to scream He's a freak of nature But we love him so He's a freak of nature But we let him go Deep inside the garden of Eden Standing there with my hard on bleedin' Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen Good God no that would be treason Believe me Eve she gave good reason Botty looking too good not to be squeezin' Creamy beaver hotter than a fever I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever I won't and I don't hang up until I please her Makin' her feel like an over achiever I take it away for a minute just to tease her Then I give it back a little bit deeper [Chorus] Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man He's a freak of nature But we love him so He's a freak of nature But we let him go I got stopped by a lady cop In my automobile She said get out and spead your legs And then she tried to cop a feel That cop she was all dressed in blue Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you She stuck my butt with her big black stick I said "what's up?" now suck my dick Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand On her crotch so very warm I could feel her getting wet through her uniform Proppin' her up on the black and white Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight" I swatted her like no swat team can Turned a cherry pie right into jam [Chorus] Hello young woman that I love Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of Hold me naked if you will In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you I love you Lay me down .... Descending waves of graceful pleasure For your love there is no measure Her curves they bend with subtle splendor Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the funk will make me freak If I should die before I waked Allow me Lord to rock out naked Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip Calling up a little girl with a bull whip Lickety split go snap "snap" Girl gettin' off all in my lap The tallest tree the sweetest sap Blowin' my ass right off the map Ooo and it's nice out here I think I'll stay for a while

01-31-2006, 03:58 AM	#1013
o_imbrifer Join Date: May 2005 Location: Changes every few months Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	heh.. fortress-fornever. classic.

01-31-2006, 04:24 AM	#1014
o_shadow34721 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	step, into an ongoing nightmare. go, ride into blistering trails below --tear heart and soul!! stop, for jekylish I'll haunt you though, a sleepwalking hunter in despair --take care of you.

01-31-2006, 03:31 PM	#1016
o_ivaqual Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Europe, Front Yard Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I think they are "postponing" (i put the quotes because there was never a date to begin with) media releases because they are at a point where things are pieceing together and things are beginning to look good in-game (i'm talking about live action shots, not just a sentry and a v_model which could be very well just be a copy-paste job). I believe the next media update is going to rock, hard. (Perhaps a video ?). They simply have to finish and polish a couple things. By the way, could someone talk about what was supposed to happen last summer ? I remember you guys let a lot of hype slip through the dev journals and some posts but it ended in a whimper. (edit : about the 50%, I remember the devs admitted they were about halfway done. I can't remember when exactly this piece of info was slipped, but it's something like some time, but not too long ago.)

02-01-2006, 08:50 PM	#1017
o_ambex Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	UPDATE, Cuz you know what? THe latest update was 2005. Do it for mudman!

02-01-2006, 09:36 PM	#1018
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	didnt you post that over in the chat forum like 0.000002s ago?

02-02-2006, 02:35 AM	#1019
o_sid6.7 Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	bastards.

02-02-2006, 01:39 PM	#1020
o_thenuke0 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	it has been too much! MORE UPDATES NOW!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

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