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Old 07-22-2010, 02:07 PM   #21
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I don't know about Oz, but unlike the States we don't have Firearm vending machines in the U.K.
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:52 PM   #22
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Well if you are old and live in the US, you are very likely to have owned a gun.

Also, it doesn't take that long to get a firearm. Local gun shows for instance.
yes, this. I bought my first gun from a gun show recently. I don't know the details (private sale or something) but I had to fill out on small form, they call something and go over it, probably a simple background check. took like 10 minutes max. Paid and walked out. Was the same for both a long rifle and handgun. Still a liberal though.
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Old 07-22-2010, 06:18 PM   #23
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my local castle made national news..

Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
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Old 07-22-2010, 06:32 PM   #24
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"He was escorted home and later made a "full and frank confession", and received a caution for outraging public decency."

Received a Caution? No sexual assault charges? He/she should have been arrested for animal cruelty at the very least!

Then again he could pass it off as an accident.. "I don't know what happened officer.. The dog was chasing me and we both fell into the moat then the next thing you know my dress flew up, my boxers flew down and this was the unfortunate result!"
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Wait till PETA hears about that haha.
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:53 PM   #26
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:36 PM   #28
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Dead animal beer bottles at 500 each 'perverse'

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Old 08-01-2010, 12:05 PM   #29
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Does this make anyone else's eyes go funny?

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Old 08-01-2010, 02:30 PM   #30
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yeah it's like my brain is trying to make sense of their face...
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I can see forever.
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I shouldn't find that amusing - but I do.
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:18 AM   #36
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I laughed at that too.


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That's definitely a sport I could learn to appreciate haha.
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Old 08-04-2010, 02:36 AM   #38
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i kept thinking of murray every time that announcer spoke haha. was just waiting for him to take attendance
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_678650.html

America's newest threat - TERROR BABIES!

Haha, I half expected her to start drooling halfway through the conversation.
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