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Old 05-02-2010, 05:25 PM   #1
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WTF Thread

Old news, but I don't read much news:

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/...ues/index.html

Imagine if these people watch Schindler's List, The Road etc...
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Old 05-02-2010, 05:32 PM   #2
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Look at the picture. When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
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Old 05-02-2010, 05:40 PM   #3
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The 3D version must have been one hell of an experience!
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:28 PM   #4
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Lol'd. After watching the movie, I thought it would be COOL to live on Pandora and be a Na'vi, but I never contemplated KILLING MYSELF or becoming obsessed with the movie because of it.

People are so deluded.

Also another thing that got me;

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Compared with life on Earth, Pandora is a beautiful, glowing utopia.
Is this guy serious?
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Old 05-03-2010, 03:00 PM   #5
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Just wait until "World of Avatar" or some shit comes out and everyone goes on line to live in Avatar and spend all their money.
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Old 05-03-2010, 04:41 PM   #6
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That one guy eating the pizza is hilarious.

"There's a movie playing?" NomNomnomm
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:06 PM   #7
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That one guy eating the pizza is hilarious.

"There's a movie playing?" NomNomnomm
LOL.
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For some reason, I think this bizarre effect would be less pronounced on, let's say, a 21" CRT television. Without the mighty poop 3D. And no surround sound.

We need to ban cinema theatres, or else people will die!

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Old 05-05-2010, 12:18 PM   #9
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For some reason, I think this bizarre effect would be less pronounced on, let's say, a 21" CRT television. Without the mighty poop 3D. And no surround sound.

We need to ban cinema theaters, or else people will die!
I think we can let them die and thin out their reproductive ability. I mean, these people probably weren't going to reproduce anyway... but still.
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I think we can let them die and thin out their reproductive ability. I mean, these people probably weren't going to reproduce anyway... but still.
Seconded. If you're depressed 'cause you're never going to make it to a fictional planet... Just end it.
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Seconded. If you're depressed 'cause you're never going to make it to a fictional planet... Just end it.
Or you could throw on a uniform and pretend all day, every day, that you are star ship captain in the United Federation of Planets. Or in this case paint yourself blue. Or just avatarize yourself:


http://www.avatarizeyourself.com/
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:57 AM   #12
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Edit: OK, it is kinda cool when you see it with this clip vid:

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Old 06-18-2010, 03:05 AM   #13
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http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/ca...857852snbfdqej
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Old 07-21-2010, 05:06 PM   #15
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this is more WTF than you laugh you lose i think.
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wtf? why not just buy a gun and shoot yourself in the face? It's much quicker. I'm ADD, and if I wanted to kill myself, I'd get lost after step 2.
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:51 AM   #17
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I don't know about Oz, but unlike the States we don't have Firearm vending machines in the U.K.

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Old 07-22-2010, 04:53 AM   #18
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEep5BrexT0

this is more WTF than you laugh you lose i think.
Yeah, no very funny is it. The final complete advert myabe though.
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Old 07-22-2010, 05:32 AM   #19
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wtf? why not just buy a gun and shoot yourself in the face? It's much quicker. I'm ADD, and if I wanted to kill myself, I'd get lost after step 2.
Guns take to long to get, unless you buy one illegally. Like it matters, you're going to be dead.
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Well if you are old and live in the US, you are very likely to have owned a gun.

Also, it doesn't take that long to get a firearm. Local gun shows for instance.
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