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11-05-2006, 03:49 AM | #1 |
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Children......Please
settle down and shut your mouths. This thread was posted for all Yellow to read and answer. I do not have time to track down 40 members and send them a PM so deal with it and then rot in the 7th Gates. I do not care or even think twice about other members of other color factions. You all are nothing to me or the Yellow Brotherhood. We couldnt give two shits and a handshake about GeoKill, Loader, Mervaka, or Dancing..............I have no problem with SilverFox since we havent really met but the rest of you lifeless corpses that roam the earth mean nothing to us. You guys are mere pimples on the ass of our universe and with little ease you can be popped and done away with. The insignifitance of you is astonishing even to myself. You come to me and question what I have to do and if anything else................but you souless ghouls of hates have posted more then myself could ever dream of............and you have the testicular fortitude to say "That I" post useless shit and that I clog the forums. It is you that have no lives that post 10 times a day..................it is you that has no life and the world wishes nothing to do with you. It is you who hates hate because your lives are filled with nothing less. I dust you away with Endust because you are nothing more to me then the dead skin cells floating in the air to me. With a good Air purifier you would not even exist.
So heed my word you venomous pukes of life. This was Yellow and by reading the message you can see that even someone that is as dumb as you would know that it was not for you or to post. I leave with a smile from posting tonight because knowing that you indeed have figured out the unknown truths about yourself will make me sleep like a baby. See you all in the battlefield my spineless amoebas............I wait for your TFC FF destruction I AM Darken HellSpawn "THE ForSAKEN KING OF THE YELLOW BROTHERHOOD OF LLAMAS" |
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11-05-2006, 04:04 AM | #2 |
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He's got a point or two guys. At least he takes an effort to write out long posts just about every single time. While providing quite an entertaining appearance.
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11-05-2006, 05:58 AM | #3 | |
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11-05-2006, 12:28 PM | #4 |
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I have confidential information on orca activities and wish to defect to the yellow team.
Please contact me through private messaging services as I wish to remain anonymous. |
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11-05-2006, 12:35 PM | #5 |
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lol!
Seriously this is funny. In a way I want him to stop being a retarded attention seeking whore, but I also don't want him to stop... It provides the forum with someone to flame and laugh at. But really man, get a life please. |
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11-05-2006, 04:42 PM | #6 |
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2 AL DA PLAYA H8AZ:hellspawn is kewl dd
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11-05-2006, 04:42 PM | #7 |
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I would write..............long posts with lots of dots......... but you know, I just don't like that kind of attention....you all know what i mean rite?.....the yellow brotherhood of llamas..........is just that........a bunch of llamas.
as you can tell......punctuation is way below me........and dots are fucking..........awsome....so i overuse them a bit. paragrafs like.......suck.....so i just type lik this...... and vwls sck 2...so just pay attention to me....so i feel important.........thanks.....YELLOW BROTHERHOOD OF LLAMAS............................................ ...................UNITE! |
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11-05-2006, 05:38 PM | #8 |
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look at me......im.......dh......and i........grunt......like an ape.........during sex......with my wife.........and also......tie her up......and talk dark......and dirty.....bondage style.......but i enjoy.........even more.........crack.......and dots......
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11-05-2006, 08:44 PM | #9 |
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Hi!
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11-14-2006, 05:38 AM | #10 | |
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I mean, the kid's so nerdy it's scary... but at least he isn't posting every other comment in the baut saying completely moronic stuff every time... oh wait I mean EVERY THREAD YOU POST IN. EDIT: Case-in-point: http://forums.fortress-forever.com/s...searchid=33870 Last edited by o_d3pth charge; 11-14-2006 at 05:44 AM. |
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11-14-2006, 01:12 PM | #11 |
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D3pth Charge.....
Since we have never spoken before I am going to introduce myself to you. I am Darken_HellSpawn "The ForSaken King of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas." I do appreciate your critque of myself but in all honesty I am not a kid or "nerdy" in that aspect of thinking. I am exactly what I am but not who I really am or to popular belief but to be myself. You could never pick my out of a crowd and I blend in with the normal population which gives me the power of strategic stealth in life. I hope that sums it up for you.
I do think that a Yellow Brotherhood Spread posted on Planet Half Life in a blog format or article would be very beneficial to our Brotherhood and ultimate goals of ruling the color factions. Let me know what you think and we can make it happen. Thank you for the lower jab to the testicles of Dancing_Fool. I am sure he enjoyed it. DH |
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11-14-2006, 02:17 PM | #12 |
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Basically he meant.
"I am gay............... Please listen to my pointless drivel.................. It is so good lolcakes I pwn j00................... I want people to love me, for I have no friends.............. Please join yellow so we may have anal sex together....................... GIVE ME ATTENTION FS!" |
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11-14-2006, 02:49 PM | #13 |
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Atleast DH puts some thought to his bullshit unlike Dancing Fool :__D
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11-14-2006, 07:52 PM | #14 | |
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11-14-2006, 09:28 PM | #15 |
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If Darken and D3pth Charge team up, they could create an asshole so big we would be unable to restrain it.
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11-14-2006, 09:41 PM | #16 |
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i think you'd just get a PHL Content Director and a fucking wierdo.
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11-14-2006, 09:52 PM | #17 |
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I stand by my remark. Maybe add pompous in there too.
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05-18-2007, 09:25 PM | #18 |
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Thats the fuckin funniest shit
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