Max Payne: The Movie

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 11-10-2008, 09:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2jAEoBz6RY

WTF? DEVILS?

'nother fuck-over...

Paft · 11-10-2008, 09:08 PM

Having ludicrous star in the film is a fuck over.

Firefox11 · 11-10-2008, 09:26 PM

Meh, I enjoyed it. Also,

*Spoilerz! *

Demons aren't real

*/Spoilerz*

-=bingo-bango=- · 11-10-2008, 10:27 PM

that wasent really a spoiler was it, i thought they had explained that before the movie was out

Firefox11 · 11-10-2008, 10:35 PM

Well, I didn't know if it was so I guess it was best to make sure I don't ruin it =o

-=bingo-bango=- · 11-10-2008, 10:36 PM

lolz k

Owoc · 11-10-2008, 11:38 PM

I watched it a while ago with some friends, wasn't all that bad.

The first 3/4 of the film is bearable, it all goes downhill when the sky starts burning and sparks fall instead of snowflakes... lol...

At least it wasn't directed by Uwe Boll, which would have probably resulted in disaster.

Circuitous · 11-11-2008, 12:13 AM

Considering how often you hallucinated in the game, I don't know how you could see anything ridiculous and not just think "Oh that crazy pill-popping psycho."

Caroline · 11-11-2008, 07:20 PM

Watched it a couple of weeks ago... I wouldn't call it a good movie, watchable but not that good. Reminded me to much of Constatine.

Doctor Zyo · 11-12-2008, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefox11

Meh, I enjoyed it. Also,

*Spoilerz! *

Demons aren't real (REALLY?)

*/Spoilerz*

No Firefox, you are the demons.

SmellyCat · 11-12-2008, 01:53 AM

Don't give a crap, the girl in the movie (is it Mona she plays?) is a massive nerd and WoW addict in the real worlds. That is reason enough to enjoy teh movies.

That said, I've not actually seen any of it at all. Guess it could be arse.

Circuitous · 11-12-2008, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmellyCat

Don't give a crap, the girl in the movie (is it Mona she plays?) is a massive nerd and WoW addict in the real worlds. That is reason enough to enjoy teh movies.

That's the stupidest reason to like anything ever. Please step down from the podium.

SmellyCat · 11-12-2008, 03:18 AM

It's probably gonna be the only good thing about this movie. So it's the best reason I could find, so silence, you swine!

Firefox11 · 11-12-2008, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Zyo

No Firefox, you are the demons.

Oh crap, I've been caught!

*hides in Hell*

v3rtigo · 11-12-2008, 03:32 PM

Doesn't look like the max payne I've played

Mrboom · 11-12-2008, 07:38 PM

This movie was absolutely horrible. Maybe a total of 5 min of excitement with 125 of boredom.

Hitman is by far a better movie spawned from a Video Game.

FTW

Doctor Zyo · 11-12-2008, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v3rtigo

Doesn't look like the max payne I've played

That's what I said when I watched the Trailer.

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11-10-2008, 10:27 PM	#4
-=bingo-bango=- Spirit Studios Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: CTF Affiliations: Blue Team Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	that wasent really a spoiler was it, i thought they had explained that before the movie was out __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Bridget [>] Who gives a shit? Tired of hearing about this...

11-10-2008, 10:36 PM	#6
-=bingo-bango=- Spirit Studios Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: CTF Affiliations: Blue Team Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	lolz k __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Bridget [>] Who gives a shit? Tired of hearing about this...

11-11-2008, 12:13 AM	#8
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Considering how often you hallucinated in the game, I don't know how you could see anything ridiculous and not just think "Oh that crazy pill-popping psycho." __________________ Look at all those dead links.

11-10-2008, 09:26 PM	#3
Firefox11 Join Date: Dec 2007 Class/Position: O&D: Pyro, Sniper Gametype: AvD Affiliations: FF.AvD [FF AvD/ID guild] Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Meh, I enjoyed it. Also, Spoilerz! Demons aren't real /Spoilerz

11-10-2008, 10:35 PM	#5
Firefox11 Join Date: Dec 2007 Class/Position: O&D: Pyro, Sniper Gametype: AvD Affiliations: FF.AvD [FF AvD/ID guild] Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Well, I didn't know if it was so I guess it was best to make sure I don't ruin it =o

11-10-2008, 11:38 PM	#7
Owoc natural selection player Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: subset of R×R×R Class/Position: alien (fade), marine (comm) Gametype: classic ns Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I watched it a while ago with some friends, wasn't all that bad. The first 3/4 of the film is bearable, it all goes downhill when the sky starts burning and sparks fall instead of snowflakes... lol... At least it wasn't directed by Uwe Boll, which would have probably resulted in disaster.

11-11-2008, 07:20 PM	#9
Caroline Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Watched it a couple of weeks ago... I wouldn't call it a good movie, watchable but not that good. Reminded me to much of Constatine.

11-12-2008, 01:53 AM	#11
SmellyCat Darknight Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: England Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Don't give a crap, the girl in the movie (is it Mona she plays?) is a massive nerd and WoW addict in the real worlds. That is reason enough to enjoy teh movies. That said, I've not actually seen any of it at all. Guess it could be arse.

11-12-2008, 03:18 AM	#13
SmellyCat Darknight Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: England Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	It's probably gonna be the only good thing about this movie. So it's the best reason I could find, so silence, you swine!

11-12-2008, 03:32 PM	#15
v3rtigo Lock 'n Loll! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 2fort Class/Position: Scout, Spy, Sniper Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Doesn't look like the max payne I've played

11-12-2008, 07:38 PM	#16
Mrboom Join Date: Jan 2008 Class/Position: Demo O and D Gametype: Pub Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	This movie was absolutely horrible. Maybe a total of 5 min of excitement with 125 of boredom. Hitman is by far a better movie spawned from a Video Game. FTW

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