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Old 05-06-2006, 12:19 PM   #181
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The surgeons pwn michael !
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Old 05-06-2006, 02:49 PM   #182
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That's what they tought until...

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Old 05-06-2006, 02:57 PM   #183
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Zombie MJ owned by some vinyl (probably wont mean much if you've not seen "Shaun of the Dead").
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Old 05-06-2006, 03:26 PM   #184
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Though vinyl holds 30% more musical detail, the compact disk takes over.
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Old 05-06-2006, 03:49 PM   #185
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Quick rub with an SOS pad and the CD is toast.
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Old 05-06-2006, 04:41 PM   #186
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The S.O.S pad rusts away and goes to metal heaven.

P.S.

I actually did some research on S.O.S pads.... somebody shoot me.
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:27 PM   #187
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Rust blocker stops the rust!
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Old 05-06-2006, 06:24 PM   #188
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oxy clean and Billy Mays (who yells ALL THE TIME) removes rust remover :P
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Old 05-06-2006, 06:48 PM   #189
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Billy Mays suffers laryngitis, feels dejected, so kills himself.
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Old 05-06-2006, 06:55 PM   #190
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The hemp rope gets owned by this guy:

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Old 05-06-2006, 08:07 PM   #191
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Old 05-06-2006, 08:44 PM   #192
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Weight Watchers wins!
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Old 05-06-2006, 09:07 PM   #193
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Weight Watchers food gets botulism and kills all.
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Old 05-06-2006, 09:08 PM   #194
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Dr. Phil convinces them that they dont need to lose weight

EDIT: fuck
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Old 05-06-2006, 09:12 PM   #195
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I was wondering when Dr. Phil was goin to appear.
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Old 05-06-2006, 10:07 PM   #196
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a shotgun can do a number on your head.. but it does depend on what kind of load you're shooting?

like the on going debate on whether or not Kurt Kobain killed himself.


if you like, there are plenty o' pictures of shotgun suicides at ogrish.com.

theres this one guy, that shot himself in the face, and afterwards he looked like Dr. Zoidberg. Totally destroyed his lower face and jaw, bits were hanging, and of course, he can't talk or eat no more.


p.s.

fine, the archer gets pwned.

sigh.
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Old 05-06-2006, 10:07 PM   #197
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Robots have no emotions or stomach (phile and virus)
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Old 05-07-2006, 12:14 PM   #198
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Screwdriverman to the rescue.
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Old 05-07-2006, 03:24 PM   #199
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Philips head screw foils strait slot screwdriverman!

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Some fool stips the screw, rendering it useless.
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