The "Not Playing FF" screwups thread

Ihmhi · 11-20-2007, 05:34 PM

I do this a lot myself...

Pressing 4 or 5 to build a SG/dispenser in TFC.
Trying to cloak as Spy in TFC.
Trying to bring up the Detpack GUI in TFC.

I just bought the OB, so finally I can try out some TF2 instead of whoring it at my friend's house, and I am bound to try to conc jump as the Scout or something similarly stupid.

What sort of fuckups do you guys do while playing other games?

Dr.Satan · 11-20-2007, 05:37 PM

lol all of those! In a match generally too...still clan with one of my old TFC clans and I do that stuff all the time!

Same with trying to go pyro in TFC...I forget that he sucks and generally get raped.

Also trying to "fly" with the pyro's flamethrower!

Digital_Ghost · 11-20-2007, 06:28 PM

Quote:

do this a lot myself...

Pressing 4 or 5 to build a SG/dispenser in TFC.
Trying to cloak as Spy in TFC. <----Definitely guilty of!!
Trying to bring up the Detpack GUI in TFC.

I had a hard job adjusting to tf2 quite a bit. All i mostly stick with is Engy or demo since they are the ones that have changed the least. Even though pipe jumping just isn't the same.

Private_Joker · 11-20-2007, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ihmhi

What sort of fuckups do you guys do while playing other games?

Sometimes when I'm playing other games, I realize that I've accidentally started playing something other than Fortress.
Then I usually quit out, and start playing Fortress.

-Joker

SoBe Green · 11-20-2007, 10:29 PM

I have the opposite problems. I'll give you a few examples of what I do and you'll have it figured out.

In FF:
1. I have all my primary weapons for each class binded 1-3 anything past three isn't worth using.
2. I often build my dispenser next to me and my SG only to remember my dispenser isn't useful at all as a dispenser.
3. I run in front of SGs while cloaked only to forget they can see me.
4. I can't seem to figure out why nobody has any intelligence.
5. I try to double jump as a scout/fight another class as a scout.
6. I forget that my melee is useless and does nothing.

For whatever reason if I play TFC I'm just fine. I think I've played it so long that I switch weapons and play it by pure instinct.

In TF2:
1. I often det my sticky bombs after they have been on the ground for awhile thinking they'll blow up on their own if I don't.
2. When enemy engineers get close to my sticky bombs I get scared they'll blow them up only to remember they can't.
3. I try to build sentry guns up high so they can't be naded.
4. I try to infect enemy players as medic.
5. I run up to SGs as a Spy and start spamming the F key (switches weapons in TF2 with my config).
6. I build a SG and then try to go on the front lines of battle and get owned.

be_ · 11-20-2007, 10:51 PM

Haven't played TF2 in a while, but when I did:

Think, "we need caps" and switch to Medic.

Build a dispenser on the Flag.

Rocket-jump. It just does too much damage IMO.

Press the grenade buttons.

Take the flag, er, "intelligence" to the battlements on 2fort.

Desyphur · 11-20-2007, 11:08 PM

The Rocket jump doesn't deal any where near as much DMG anymore be_.

Also, I'm ashamed I know that.

[AE] 82694 · 11-20-2007, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ihmhi

I do this a lot myself...

What sort of fuckups do you guys do while playing other games?

Hmm I only play FF now except for the occasional spanky the wanky which is pretty hard to fuck up.

Johnny Mullet · 11-20-2007, 11:52 PM

Nades in TF2! I am always hitting the E and R button and nothing happens!

micron08 · 11-20-2007, 11:58 PM

I constantly hit the G button in TF2 to throw a grenade only to stand there and taunt and helplessly watch my character get slaughtered

Peon · 11-21-2007, 06:18 AM

Snapping into TFC mode, I try to take on a Pyro as a Medic with my shotgun.....gotta try not to make that mistake anymore.....better to run away while priming a nade while hitting the Pyro with super nail gun.

I nade SGs as a Spy.......wtf was I thinking?!? I coulda' saboed that mofo!

I backstab as a Spy while disguised, and then I start to disguise as the class I killed.......wtf am I a moron?

After playing the Pyro for a while, I think that I'm immune to fire no matter what class I am.......dumbass.

I gotta stop trying to poison Medics......or guys fighting with them......whatadumbasswasteoftime.

I gotta stop forgetting about gravity when I'm weak.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 11-21-2007, 08:09 AM

I mostly play offence HW in TFC, and when I use another class (both FF or TFC) I seem to think out of habit that I have the same firepower as an HW, BIG MISTAKE!

Dr.Uudge · 11-21-2007, 02:24 PM

usually, games have 3 main types of weapons: melee, secondary and primary

i have my FF keys bound so that 1 = melee, 3 = secondary, 4 = primary with a wasd set up

i keep throwing the flashbang on cod4 because it's bound on 4, which is my normal primary weapon slot for FF (supernailgun, nailgun, IC, rocket, mini, shotty depending on classes)

on Moh:a i get surprised when i see enemies and when i try to shoot, i get clicks; i keep expecting auto reloading

Hawk Eye · 11-21-2007, 07:52 PM

I keep pressing 3 to try and bring out my knife in FF.

I might just end up switching the bindings in TF2.

Iggy · 11-21-2007, 09:17 PM

If I am at the computer, I press my KP_INS key when talking on the phone.
(voice-chat key, in case you couldn't figure that out on your own.)

Yeah....when I'm not playing ANY games....I still do this.

SoBe Green · 11-21-2007, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawk Eye

I keep pressing 3 to try and bring out my knife in FF.

I might just end up switching the bindings in TF2.

I tried it. Its easier to switch the binds in FF thanks to the power of class configs. Just don't bother binding the crowbar to slot 3 as any class in FF.

paranoidkirb · 11-22-2007, 04:29 PM

I was playing as a Spy on FF the other day and I walked up to an enemy medic and stood there, waiting for him to start healing me.

I got aids and died. lol

11-20-2007, 05:34 PM	#1
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	The "Not Playing FF" screwups thread I do this a lot myself... Pressing 4 or 5 to build a SG/dispenser in TFC. Trying to cloak as Spy in TFC. Trying to bring up the Detpack GUI in TFC. I just bought the OB, so finally I can try out some TF2 instead of whoring it at my friend's house, and I am bound to try to conc jump as the Scout or something similarly stupid. What sort of fuckups do you guys do while playing other games? __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

11-20-2007, 05:37 PM	#2
Dr.Satan Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Greeley, CO Class/Position: Med / Solly Gametype: PAYLOAD Affiliations: DET- Posts Rated Helpful 19 Times	lol all of those! In a match generally too...still clan with one of my old TFC clans and I do that stuff all the time! Same with trying to go pyro in TFC...I forget that he sucks and generally get raped. Also trying to "fly" with the pyro's flamethrower! __________________ FF Community Map Pack(s): 1 / 2 (Released) conc_school \| hellion_classic \| ksour_PAYLOAD \| mulch_faf (Beta) alchimy_b1 (Lua) base_payload_2015 (Models) props_trainyard Support FF:

11-20-2007, 11:08 PM	#7
Desyphur OHH! OHHH NOOO! Wiki Team Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	The Rocket jump doesn't deal any where near as much DMG anymore be_. Also, I'm ashamed I know that. __________________ What was left of my sanity implored me not to enter...but that voice was just a whisper now.

11-21-2007, 06:18 AM	#11
Peon Altitude Junkie D&A Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Class/Position: Agressive Medic or Pyro...as long as I can fly baby! Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	My bads Snapping into TFC mode, I try to take on a Pyro as a Medic with my shotgun.....gotta try not to make that mistake anymore.....better to run away while priming a nade while hitting the Pyro with super nail gun. I nade SGs as a Spy.......wtf was I thinking?!? I coulda' saboed that mofo! I backstab as a Spy while disguised, and then I start to disguise as the class I killed.......wtf am I a moron? After playing the Pyro for a while, I think that I'm immune to fire no matter what class I am.......dumbass. I gotta stop trying to poison Medics......or guys fighting with them......whatadumbasswasteoftime. I gotta stop forgetting about gravity when I'm weak. __________________ "The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”" - George Carlin

11-20-2007, 10:29 PM	#5
SoBe Green SoBe Yourself Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Russellville, AR Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I have the opposite problems. I'll give you a few examples of what I do and you'll have it figured out. In FF: 1. I have all my primary weapons for each class binded 1-3 anything past three isn't worth using. 2. I often build my dispenser next to me and my SG only to remember my dispenser isn't useful at all as a dispenser. 3. I run in front of SGs while cloaked only to forget they can see me. 4. I can't seem to figure out why nobody has any intelligence. 5. I try to double jump as a scout/fight another class as a scout. 6. I forget that my melee is useless and does nothing. For whatever reason if I play TFC I'm just fine. I think I've played it so long that I switch weapons and play it by pure instinct. In TF2: 1. I often det my sticky bombs after they have been on the ground for awhile thinking they'll blow up on their own if I don't. 2. When enemy engineers get close to my sticky bombs I get scared they'll blow them up only to remember they can't. 3. I try to build sentry guns up high so they can't be naded. 4. I try to infect enemy players as medic. 5. I run up to SGs as a Spy and start spamming the F key (switches weapons in TF2 with my config). 6. I build a SG and then try to go on the front lines of battle and get owned.

11-20-2007, 10:51 PM	#6
be_ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	Haven't played TF2 in a while, but when I did: Think, "we need caps" and switch to Medic. Build a dispenser on the Flag. Rocket-jump. It just does too much damage IMO. Press the grenade buttons. Take the flag, er, "intelligence" to the battlements on 2fort.

11-20-2007, 11:52 PM	#9
Johnny Mullet Fear the Mullet! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ashtabula, Ohio Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Nades in TF2! I am always hitting the E and R button and nothing happens!

11-20-2007, 11:58 PM	#10
micron08 Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I constantly hit the G button in TF2 to throw a grenade only to stand there and taunt and helplessly watch my character get slaughtered

11-21-2007, 08:09 AM	#12
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	I mostly play offence HW in TFC, and when I use another class (both FF or TFC) I seem to think out of habit that I have the same firepower as an HW, BIG MISTAKE!

11-21-2007, 02:24 PM	#13
Dr.Uudge in-game as Dr.Ainpipe Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	usually, games have 3 main types of weapons: melee, secondary and primary i have my FF keys bound so that 1 = melee, 3 = secondary, 4 = primary with a wasd set up i keep throwing the flashbang on cod4 because it's bound on 4, which is my normal primary weapon slot for FF (supernailgun, nailgun, IC, rocket, mini, shotty depending on classes) on Moh:a i get surprised when i see enemies and when i try to shoot, i get clicks; i keep expecting auto reloading

11-21-2007, 07:52 PM	#14
Hawk Eye Who the fuck is this guy? D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O Preferred Gametype: AvD Affiliations: [AE] Asseaters Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	I keep pressing 3 to try and bring out my knife in FF. I might just end up switching the bindings in TF2.

11-22-2007, 04:29 PM	#17
paranoidkirb Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O/D Pyro Gametype: Invade and Defend Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I was playing as a Spy on FF the other day and I walked up to an enemy medic and stood there, waiting for him to start healing me. I got aids and died. lol

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