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Old 04-13-2006, 11:59 PM   #1
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what is the worst thing you have ever done?

everyone has a few moments that they are not proud of.

and please, if it's gonna cause you legal issues please dont post.

...ok, so i ratted out a mate in high school. he called in a bomb threat and the principal knew it was probably one of the people in my group...so they bluffed me with all this shit, how much trouble i was gonna be in even if i was just an accomplice and yeah, i ratted him out. still feel bad about it. dude got expelled.

whoops.

sorry mark! (14 years ago)

but yeah, still feel kinda bad bout that one.

you?
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Old 04-14-2006, 12:03 AM   #2
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i dropkicked my best friend once , i felt like it. And He smacked me.
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Old 04-14-2006, 12:27 AM   #3
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probably setting on the sprinkler of my neighbour's all day while they were away... kinda flooded their basement a bit...

they asked for it though! their daughter never loved me back

(when i was like 8 years old by the way)
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Old 04-14-2006, 12:50 AM   #4
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Wreaking untold amounts of havoc along with my friend on my grade 9 integrated tech class to the point where the teacher threatened calling the vice principal(they never caught us by the way, he just threatened the whole class)

Damage report between the two of us
- Stole 3 hammers
- stole all the screwdrivers
- everytime he put out a roll of tape we would take it
- turned on the handheld sanders when the room power was off so when he turned it on in the morning the things would go nuts and fall off the table and break
- stole all the drillbits from the drill press
- disintegrating all files on the disc sanders
- making wooden houses ansd gluing them to the walls
- setting the desktops of the computers in the class to gay asian porn and then getting the first period class int rouble for it
- making the computers say "Burling(the teacher) is gay"
- stealing all the earmuffs
- melting the fire pens by leaving them on
taking all the nuts and bolts form a machine he was making
-stealing all the mouseballs
-rearanging the keys on the keyboard

I felt bad because now they take huge steps to up security and ruin IT for everyone else. Plus i could have gotten in big shit.
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Old 04-14-2006, 12:57 AM   #5
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Haha, I remember those stories...

Hmph... worst thing I've ever done...

We were once smokin up and an "authority figure" came through, so I thrust the joint into the hand of my friend and he got in shit for it, and that is not cool. Feel pretty bad about that...

But otherwise the harm I cause is usually to me, or I do it in such a fit of rage that I don't feel guilty.
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Old 04-14-2006, 01:21 AM   #6
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Certainly not the worst but, one of the best.....

There was a guy in high school that me and my budz really didn't care for. I don't remember much about him at all now but, he played trombone in the band. Anyway, one day we sneaked into the band hall, found his trombone case and borrowed the mouthpiece for awhile. Awhile was actually just a term we used to explain the elapsed period of time that it took us to head to the boyz room and take a whiz in it. Of course we promptly returned the mouthpiece to his case and made sure we were available when it was time for band practice to start.

Wow....you shudda seen his face when he got the instrument out and started playing.

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Old 04-14-2006, 01:53 AM   #7
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hahahaha thats awful.

but pretty damn funny.
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Old 04-14-2006, 03:06 AM   #8
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Probably the worst thing I've done was throw an ex-girlfriend out of my car. She confessed to cheating on me at prom night, so I stopped at the intersection an pushed her ass out of the car and left her there to walk home. I felt really good about that then, but now I feel that I reacted to quickly. Ah, well.

There is a bunch of other things that are just as bad, but that is the only thing I can think of right now.
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Old 04-14-2006, 04:17 AM   #9
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Shot a man in Reno.
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Old 04-14-2006, 04:21 AM   #10
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hah, i dont really know where to start...

i choked my girlfriend and tried to jump off a balcony with her neck in my hands.

i stabbed a guy in the leg with a knife.

i let a dog eat cum out of my hand after pressuring a girl into sex (while inebriated)

i choke, slap, whip, bite, and emotionally abuse my current fling during sex. i put her on a leash and make her worship me. i make her bleed. i treat her like a slave and call her my little whore. she likes it though, so i guess its not bad.

When an ex-girlfriend called me to talk about her being depressed, i told her that my life would be a lot better if she were dead. she asked if i wanted her to kill herself, i said that would be nice. she tried.

i overdosed on 18 darvocet, 2 vicodin, 25 naproxen, and 5 effexor with half a liter of bacardi and 7 shots of tequila on new years eve of 02-03 and my parents found me passed out half dead on the bathroom floor. they havent been the same since.

i have taken advantage of the weak and insecure on countless occasions.

i logged into my ex-girlfriends myspace and put her cell phone number up as a sex ad.


do i regret any of this?

none

i know there is more that i cant think of.
and more that i am too ashamed to tell anyone...
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Old 04-14-2006, 04:37 AM   #11
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LOL Skanky, that is pretty bad.

I decided to RECORD MY CONFESSION for everyone

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Old 04-14-2006, 04:43 AM   #12
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ROFL JINX! Best fucking application of The Goonies ever!
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Old 04-14-2006, 03:57 PM   #13
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Rofl Jinx, nice. Goonies... one of the best movies ever.
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Old 04-14-2006, 04:02 PM   #14
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roflcakes, that was humorous.
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Old 04-14-2006, 04:55 PM   #15
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hehe and I was afraid noone would get it
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Old 04-14-2006, 05:31 PM   #16
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cry for help
you need help
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Old 04-14-2006, 05:34 PM   #17
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Indeed he does. Especially if that is only the stuff he is willing to tell us. Dont wanna imagine what didnt make it onto the list.
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Old 04-14-2006, 06:35 PM   #18
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you need help
I third that.
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Old 04-14-2006, 06:44 PM   #19
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Quote:
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i let a dog eat cum out of my hand after pressuring a girl into sex (while inebriated)
i mean, really who hasn't done that???

remind me to be nice to you from now on.
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Old 04-14-2006, 06:56 PM   #20
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anyone else think skanky is full of shit? dont believe everything thats posted on da intertron ppl
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