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Old 06-04-2005, 11:25 PM   #21
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For every ugly girl she has three hot friends. Keep in mind the reverse works just as well so be careful
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Old 06-05-2005, 02:13 AM   #22
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By the way, what's a dilemna?
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Old 06-05-2005, 06:13 PM   #23
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Don't be nice about it at all....you'll have her in your pocket for at least several months. Good for when you need to make a booty call.
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Old 06-05-2005, 07:06 PM   #24
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Don't be nice about it at all....you'll have her in your pocket for at least several months. Good for when you need to make a booty call.
She's not like that, unfortunately. And its possibly one of the reasons that I'm done with her.
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Old 06-06-2005, 12:35 AM   #25
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Just to inform all curious parties, I've decided to do nothing. Not answer the phone, not call her back, etc. I'll just buy the movies again.
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Old 06-06-2005, 01:04 AM   #26
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No offence, but why bother making the thread asking for advice if you're just gonna ignore everyone?
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Old 06-06-2005, 01:04 AM   #27
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congratulations on deciding to be a total asshat
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Old 06-06-2005, 01:14 AM   #28
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Well, I was gonna be like "Hey, that's some good advice. I should consider it!" But then the whole procrastination thing set in. And I was like...yeah... My sig explains it all.
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Old 06-06-2005, 02:23 AM   #29
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VOIPME...would you mind terribly buying the Deluxe Ultra Souper Sekret Edition of Lord of th Rings...bring them over to my house....let's not make out and then you accidently leave them here? k?
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Old 06-06-2005, 10:16 AM   #30
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dillema=choice between two options one has to make, and (s)he is undecive about what. A greek word, from "dyo" which is two.

Thus, since you gave 3 options, its not a dillema...its a trillema :P:P
btw: suxor option, you chose!
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Old 06-06-2005, 01:20 PM   #31
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VOIPME...would you mind terribly buying the Deluxe Ultra Souper Sekret Edition of Lord of th Rings...bring them over to my house....let's not make out and then you accidently leave them here? k?
I now make sure I remember to get my movies.

And I didn't cut her off...yet. Deadly Furby's idea is starting to sound really good.

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This is easy to handle...

Call her and tell her you will drop by (tomorrow, next week, next month) on the way to (work, your mother's birthday, a funeral etc) and pick them up.


On that day, go to her place, leave your car running with the door open, and tell her you're running VERY late and needed to pick up the video's.

Get them...and go.

Total time spent communicating should not exceed 30 seconds and your part of the conversation should only be "sorry, i got to grab these and go..i'm late" and no matter what she says you say "ya, sorry but i got to grab these and go..i'm late). Nothing else exists in your vocabulary except for these sentences.( P.S. these are to be said with sympathetic tones) RESULT. You got your videos back, you spent 30 seconds in conversation saying absolutely nothing, you're back on the road in less than 60 seconds, and you're not an a-hole because she knows that you were running late to a very important date and just couldn't spend any quality time with her. But, she's sure you will sometime in the future.

Problem solved......
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Old 06-06-2005, 06:03 PM   #32
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Be nice, as Innoc said, reputation can pay off man. You have those not-so-great-looking girls that are friends with the good ones. It all works out. Then again, if you don't care what others think about you, then do what you wish.
It's those partial-uglies that have the skilllllzzzzz... all you need for them is a rack of beer, dim lights and a shower. And more often than not, you're doing the teaching.
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:46 AM   #33
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Well, it's been over a week now...........what happened????
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:51 AM   #34
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jesus she must be wierd or some kinda freak, no wait! shes a man!! ah it all makes sense now, yea cut your losses and get out !!
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:23 PM   #35
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Well, I just ended up ignoring her. And that caused her to send me an email yesterday asking when I was going to pick them up and also asking if I wanted to get dinner or something. So I was like "Yeah, we'll set up dinner or something and I can get the dvds back." Which translates into "We'll go out to dinner, I'll get my movies, and then I'll probably never talk to you again." Girls love assholes.
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:42 PM   #36
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hmm to me that sounds more liek, well have dinner, fuck, and ill get my movies, then we might fuck again and then youll never hear from me again
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:51 PM   #37
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Shhh...

Don't give away my plan.
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Old 06-16-2005, 01:53 PM   #38
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Why not play her for a bit?
If she's after you, you can make her believing quite a bit... and then spin her world!

So don't call her for a few weeks, then randomly call her explaining how you've have phone problems and been bussy at work but you were thinking about her (Oh, how sweet!). Take her out to a bar or something were you set another one of your friends. OH YES! at this point it in importent that she left the DVDs in your car. basicly you ditch her and hang out with the other person (Hopefully a hott chick who loves, erm, loving).

You get your movies back.
She can't stand you any more.

It couldn't be better... besides some good "action"
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Old 06-16-2005, 01:55 PM   #39
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"Dating" 3 girls at one time is hard enough as it is. Adding another would be a nightmare.
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Old 06-16-2005, 02:45 PM   #40
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...how could you leave super troopers behind!?
"YEWWW BOOYS LIKE MEEHEEECO?!?"
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