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Old 01-29-2009, 10:58 PM   #2461
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Yes they are. Come to IA, we'll give you about 80 baby billies. Free.

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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the frontof the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the frontentrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.' 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man' Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan'

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.

' Nope,' said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you
afraid of me?'

The man calmly replied,
Been married to your sister for 48 years.
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:49 PM   #2462
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:23 AM   #2463
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It's funny you should post that, I just found this:
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Old 01-31-2009, 08:58 PM   #2464
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:04 AM   #2465
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Old 02-01-2009, 06:03 AM   #2466
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Old 02-01-2009, 03:29 PM   #2467
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What the viewers want.
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Old 02-02-2009, 12:30 AM   #2468
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that was stupid. not funny at all.
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Old 02-03-2009, 05:23 PM   #2469
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[VIDEO] Hilter hates Valve

lol! I just watched this, pretty entertaining.

http://www.wegame.com/watch/Hitler_Hates_Valve_4/

I didnt know ep3 was delayed, then again I havent paid attention. been too busy playing FF
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Old 02-03-2009, 05:33 PM   #2470
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I am really tired of seeing this clip with new, stupid captions. It wasn't funny the first hundred times, it isn't funny this time.
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Old 02-03-2009, 05:36 PM   #2471
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haha pretty funny
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Old 02-03-2009, 05:51 PM   #2472
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I like some Downfalls if they are done well, like this one or here.
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Old 02-03-2009, 06:13 PM   #2473
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I am really tired of seeing this clip with new, stupid captions. It wasn't funny the first hundred times, it isn't funny this time.
True.. True..
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Old 02-03-2009, 06:31 PM   #2474
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I am really tired of seeing this clip with new, stupid captions. It wasn't funny the first hundred times, it isn't funny this time.
Oh, so true my friend, but there's nothing you or anybody can do about it.

I just wish I can find the original version of this, with captions, probably impossible, but I want to know what they're really saying.
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Nah, it's pretty easy to find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2fl-sHUwrc

Should watch the whole movie though. It was good.
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I am really tired of seeing this clip with new, stupid captions. It wasn't funny the first hundred times, it isn't funny this time.
I never saw this before, and...

what is with the bitterness? cheer up etzell
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:39 PM   #2477
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Etzel is always negative.

Funny vids.
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:42 PM   #2478
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Nah, it's pretty easy to find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2fl-sHUwrc

Should watch the whole movie though. It was good.
QFT, its a damned good movie.
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:11 PM   #2479
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Why the fuck did this deserve its own thread? If you thought it was funny, which it isn't, you should've fucking posted it here.
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:14 PM   #2480
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meh on the video but yeah it was a very good movie
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