Favourite movie quote

o_storm · 02-23-2005, 12:59 PM

Mines is this from Brave heart :P

William Wallace: And if this is your army, why does it go?

Soldier: We didn't come here to fight for them.

Second Soldier: Home, the English are too many.

William Wallace: I see a whole army of my country men, here, in defiance of tyranny. What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?

Soldier: Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.

William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing' to trade all of that from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freeeedoooomm.

Share your own

o_billdoor · 02-23-2005, 01:16 PM

A hunch won't stand up in court, Frank.

o_lektrik · 02-23-2005, 02:22 PM

obligatory Ezekiel 25:17

Quote:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.'

or Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky

Quote:

David, I love you.
I fucking love you!
I fucking love you!
Fuck!
whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't do this. Don't do this.
You fucked me four times the other night.
You've been inside me.
I swallowed your cum. That means something.
Slow down.
Four times-- it means something.
- Four times.

o_|404|innoc-tpf- · 02-23-2005, 02:41 PM

Not even going to name it...if you don't know then you have some catching up to do...

Quote:

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!

or....as a nice alternative

Quote:

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Though Without a Paddle had some great quotes too...

"We're here from UPS. We're here to deliver some teeth..."

o_lektrik · 02-23-2005, 02:42 PM

evil dead?

o_deadly furby · 02-23-2005, 02:43 PM

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals...

Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

o_sobe green · 02-23-2005, 02:56 PM

If its here its gold in my book:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283111/quotes

Van Wilder = pwnage

o_soulcutter · 02-23-2005, 04:48 PM

Innoc beat me to it. Army of Darkness > all for awesome quotes.

o_gritty · 02-23-2005, 05:10 PM

Quote:

I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.

o_|404|innoc-tpf- · 02-23-2005, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulCutter

Innoc beat me to it. Army of Darkness > all for awesome quotes.

I'm going to swallow your soul!

Come get some...

ka-chunk

o_shaolin · 02-23-2005, 05:56 PM

Give me some sugar baby!

o_|404|innoc-tpf- · 02-23-2005, 06:18 PM

No one delivers pure cheese like Bruce Campbell...

o_xstioph · 02-23-2005, 11:34 PM

The first thing that crossed my mind when I read movie quote was:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trinity

Dodge this

o_friedbunny · 02-24-2005, 12:11 AM

Strangely enough...

Quote:

Ninamori: They're fake.

o_soulcutter · 02-24-2005, 12:46 AM

Well HELLO Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things now, Jack and Shit and Jack left town.

o_vanquish · 02-24-2005, 01:15 AM

I know it's long, but this whole movie is one big hilarious quote. Man I love this move.

THE BIG LEBOWSKI

"This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!" - Walter (John Goodman), The Big Lebowski

"My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off." The Dude (Jeff Bridges), The Big Lebowski

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish

Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Jesus Quintana: What is this "day of rest" shit? What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!

Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: Huh?
Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line that's a foul.
Smokey: Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey: Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Dude: Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, could you...
The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a fucking gun bowling?
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think i'm fucking around? I'm not fucking around!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! Fucking mark it zero.
The Dude: They're calling the cops, man.
Smokey: All right, its fucking zero. Are you happy now you crazy fuck?
Walter Sobchak: ...Its a league game Smokey...

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude.

The Dude: Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
The Dude: She's not my special lady friend, man. I'm just helping her conceive.

o_soulcutter · 02-24-2005, 01:16 AM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

o_zydell · 02-24-2005, 10:44 AM

Spoon Boy:
There is not spoon

o_binarylife · 02-24-2005, 06:17 PM

Quote:

evil dead?

Come on! Bruce Campbell.

Best quote ever truely is "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"

However, before that, arguably among my friends is "Eat this!" from Aliens right before she shoots him in the mouth with a shotgun. Very good line.

o_three_gunn · 02-24-2005, 06:35 PM

Swingers:

Rob: Those guys are right. You're money.
Mike: Then why won't she call?
Rob: She won't call because you left. She's got her own life to deal with and that's in New York. She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, but fuck her, man. You got to get on with your life. You've got to let go of the past Mikey, and when you do, the future is beautiful.

Mike: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening?

Trent: Oh Mikey you don't want all that "Pirates Of The Caribbean" horseshit, or the "Rock and Roll Grunge Tip". Guys like you and me gotta kick it here, old school.

Trent: I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne.
Mike: What? They don't have fighting anymore?
Trent: Doesn't that suck?
Mike: Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.
Sue: I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.
Trent: Yeah but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one.
Mike: Make somebody's head bleed.
Sue: No man, were in the playoffs.

02-23-2005, 12:59 PM	#1
o_storm Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: SCOTLAND (above England) Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Favourite movie quote Mines is this from Brave heart :P William Wallace: And if this is your army, why does it go? Soldier: We didn't come here to fight for them. Second Soldier: Home, the English are too many. William Wallace: I see a whole army of my country men, here, in defiance of tyranny. What will you do without freedom? Will you fight? Soldier: Against that? No, we will run, and we will live. William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing' to trade all of that from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freeeedoooomm. Share your own

02-23-2005, 01:16 PM	#2
o_billdoor Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	A hunch won't stand up in court, Frank.

02-23-2005, 02:42 PM	#5
o_lektrik Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Belgium Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	evil dead?

02-23-2005, 02:43 PM	#6
o_deadly furby Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cell Block 17 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

02-23-2005, 02:56 PM	#7
o_sobe green Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	If its here its gold in my book: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283111/quotes Van Wilder = pwnage

02-23-2005, 04:48 PM	#8
o_soulcutter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ohio Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Innoc beat me to it. Army of Darkness > all for awesome quotes.

02-23-2005, 05:56 PM	#11
o_shaolin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Give me some sugar baby!

02-23-2005, 06:18 PM	#12
o_\|404\|innoc-tpf- Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Midtown Express Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	No one delivers pure cheese like Bruce Campbell...

02-24-2005, 12:46 AM	#15
o_soulcutter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ohio Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Well HELLO Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things now, Jack and Shit and Jack left town.

02-24-2005, 01:15 AM	#16
o_vanquish Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I know it's long, but this whole movie is one big hilarious quote. Man I love this move. THE BIG LEBOWSKI "This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!" - Walter (John Goodman), The Big Lebowski "My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off." The Dude (Jeff Bridges), The Big Lebowski Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. The Dude: Yeah, but Walter... Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this? The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer. The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about? Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude. Donny: What the fuck is he talking about? The Dude: My rug. Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about? Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. Jesus Quintana: What is this "day of rest" shit? What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE! Smokey: Huh? Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line that's a foul. Smokey: Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude. Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. Smokey: Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude. Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Dude: Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal. Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over. Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain. Smokey: Yeah but... Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain. Smokey: Dude, could you... The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a fucking gun bowling? Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more? Smokey: Yeah but... Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think i'm fucking around? I'm not fucking around! [points gun in Smokey's face] Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! Fucking mark it zero. The Dude: They're calling the cops, man. Smokey: All right, its fucking zero. Are you happy now you crazy fuck? Walter Sobchak: ...Its a league game Smokey... The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man. Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. The Dude: Yeah. Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. The Dude: Oh! Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter? Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny. Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude. The Dude: Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man. The Dude: She's not my special lady friend, man. I'm just helping her conceive.

02-24-2005, 01:16 AM	#17
o_soulcutter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ohio Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

02-24-2005, 10:44 AM	#18
o_zydell Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Spoon Boy: There is not spoon

02-24-2005, 06:35 PM	#20
o_three_gunn Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: San Pedro, CA Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Swingers: Rob: Those guys are right. You're money. Mike: Then why won't she call? Rob: She won't call because you left. She's got her own life to deal with and that's in New York. She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, but fuck her, man. You got to get on with your life. You've got to let go of the past Mikey, and when you do, the future is beautiful. Mike: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening? Trent: Oh Mikey you don't want all that "Pirates Of The Caribbean" horseshit, or the "Rock and Roll Grunge Tip". Guys like you and me gotta kick it here, old school. Trent: I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne. Mike: What? They don't have fighting anymore? Trent: Doesn't that suck? Mike: Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version. Sue: I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man. Trent: Yeah but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one. Mike: Make somebody's head bleed. Sue: No man, were in the playoffs.

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