Bet you never realized!

o_nuk3m · 08-12-2006, 11:02 PM

Have you ever noticed that you always whipe your ass with the same hand?

and you always hold your wang with the same hand too?

have you ever noticed you cant talk faster in your head than you can in real life?

o_atari · 08-12-2006, 11:07 PM

a) I'm right handed
b) I'm right handed
c) Why would you want to talk to yourself in your head? Even if you do, the words are still the same length.

Slightly unrelated, but I used to think foreign people thought in English...took me ages to get my head round it.

Edit: Also used to think that, if everyone in the UK walked to one side, the country would flip over.

:/

o_dr zoidberg · 08-12-2006, 11:19 PM

i think in english sometimes, but that snice i chat in it so often. i think the words so yeah.

o_zaskar · 08-12-2006, 11:27 PM

wonder if people who are bi lingual think in 1 language or a mix or whatever they feel like at the time. (for people who are fluent in atleast another language as much as another.)

o_dr zoidberg · 08-12-2006, 11:28 PM

yeah thats what i do. sometimes english, but mostly swedish.

o_pixel · 08-12-2006, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaskar

wonder if people who are bi lingual think in 1 language or a mix or whatever they feel like at the time. (for people who are fluent in atleast another language as much as another.)

think in both but primarily the language they grew up with

o_dr zoidberg · 08-12-2006, 11:33 PM

Yeah thats what i do. so thats true =).

**mervaka** · 08-12-2006, 11:51 PM

a) check: right
b) check: left
c) um, french is my second language, and i'd be damned if i can speak it at all anymore, let alone in my head.

i'd guess you speak at the same rate because you use the same part of the brain.

o_zsilver_fox · 08-13-2006, 12:10 AM

If we think in images, does that count?

o_bubbles · 08-13-2006, 01:17 AM

I'm supposed to be bilingual (finnish and swedish), but I couldn't care less for the swedish language.

Also I sometimes do made up dialogues in my head in engrish just for the practice.

Mulchman MM · 08-13-2006, 01:19 AM

It's like that movie, Firefox, where Clint Eastwood had to think in Russian for the missiles on the plane to fire!

o_frenchtoast · 08-13-2006, 01:50 AM

I'm pretty sure I think a lot faster in my head than I can talk.

Circuitous · 08-13-2006, 02:05 AM

I speak in my head way, way, way faster than I do with my mouth because my brain doesn't have to work its way past my lips.

I can talk pretty damn fast, but I'm prone to slip-ups.

o_zaskar · 08-13-2006, 02:35 AM

I usually think faster when i dont worry about words.

Many do that without noticing, thats when you think at your fastest, usually when your figuring something out or creating an idea. That often leads to you not being able to explain what your thinking about right away because your trying to figure a way to put it into words.

o_hatchman_sr · 08-13-2006, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mulchman MM

It's like that movie, Firefox, where Clint Eastwood had to think in Russian for the missiles on the plane to fire!

yesssss, I'm not the only one who's watched too many late night Eastwood movies on AMC.

oh, and as fair as #2 is concerned, what if you don't use your hands? (I've got damn good control)

o_nuk3m · 08-13-2006, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaskar

I usually think faster when i dont worry about words.

Many do that without noticing, thats when you think at your fastest, usually when your figuring something out or creating an idea. That often leads to you not being able to explain what your thinking about right away because your trying to figure a way to put it into words.

oh my god dude i never thought about that before but its like so true.

o_puppychow · 08-13-2006, 03:54 AM

actually, in regards to the wang, i alternate hands, just to keep things fresh.

o_frenchtoast · 08-13-2006, 03:56 AM

You mean so that one arm doesn't get twice as big as the other.

Circuitous · 08-13-2006, 04:14 AM

That's an urban legend, my arms are still the same size.

o_frenchtoast · 08-13-2006, 04:32 AM

How is it an urban legend? It makes sense that if you jerk off with the same arm all the time that that muscle would grow.

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mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	a) check: right b) check: left c) um, french is my second language, and i'd be damned if i can speak it at all anymore, let alone in my head. i'd guess you speak at the same rate because you use the same part of the brain. __________________ Support FF:

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Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I speak in my head way, way, way faster than I do with my mouth because my brain doesn't have to work its way past my lips. I can talk pretty damn fast, but I'm prone to slip-ups. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

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Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	That's an urban legend, my arms are still the same size. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

08-12-2006, 11:07 PM	#2
o_atari Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Somerset, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	a) I'm right handed b) I'm right handed c) Why would you want to talk to yourself in your head? Even if you do, the words are still the same length. Slightly unrelated, but I used to think foreign people thought in English...took me ages to get my head round it. Edit: Also used to think that, if everyone in the UK walked to one side, the country would flip over. :/

08-12-2006, 11:19 PM	#3
o_dr zoidberg Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sweden Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	i think in english sometimes, but that snice i chat in it so often. i think the words so yeah.

08-12-2006, 11:27 PM	#4
o_zaskar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NY Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	wonder if people who are bi lingual think in 1 language or a mix or whatever they feel like at the time. (for people who are fluent in atleast another language as much as another.)

08-12-2006, 11:28 PM	#5
o_dr zoidberg Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sweden Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	yeah thats what i do. sometimes english, but mostly swedish.

08-12-2006, 11:33 PM	#7
o_dr zoidberg Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sweden Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Yeah thats what i do. so thats true =).

08-13-2006, 12:10 AM	#9
o_zsilver_fox Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	If we think in images, does that count?

08-13-2006, 01:17 AM	#10
o_bubbles Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I'm supposed to be bilingual (finnish and swedish), but I couldn't care less for the swedish language. Also I sometimes do made up dialogues in my head in engrish just for the practice.

08-13-2006, 01:50 AM	#12
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I'm pretty sure I think a lot faster in my head than I can talk.

08-13-2006, 02:35 AM	#14
o_zaskar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NY Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I usually think faster when i dont worry about words. Many do that without noticing, thats when you think at your fastest, usually when your figuring something out or creating an idea. That often leads to you not being able to explain what your thinking about right away because your trying to figure a way to put it into words.

08-13-2006, 03:54 AM	#17
o_puppychow Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washington DC Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	actually, in regards to the wang, i alternate hands, just to keep things fresh.

08-13-2006, 03:56 AM	#18
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	You mean so that one arm doesn't get twice as big as the other.

08-13-2006, 04:32 AM	#20
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	How is it an urban legend? It makes sense that if you jerk off with the same arm all the time that that muscle would grow.

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