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DarkeN_HellspawN · 07-23-2009, 01:48 AM

It is one of the most diffcult tasks ever given to men in this day and age but somehow we take on the responsibilty. It is like taking on the hottest female porno star ever and telling her that you can rock her world. Now chances are you wont be able since she has fucked dudes that can go for like 2 hours to but at least you tried god damn it. So what if she pokes fun and laughs since you still have your pride and that was an awesome 5 minute fling with someone who is just way to hot. Will she call you again? Probally not but who in the fuck cares since you are a Yellow Brotherhood member.

We need a mark of some type such as a tattoo that we are able to mark our groupies. This exclusive group is almost too much for me to handle sometimes with all of the pride it brings to me. It is like crying because your favorite team won its championship and they dedicated it to you and gave you money and a bus load of hot women for being "the man". That is what it exactly feels like to be part of the Yellow Brotherhood every minute of the day. You cannot shake this feeling and you must spread your message to the world. I bite at the lip from jumping up and down on the conference table and screaming "Yellow Brotherhood". I do it at home and my wife gets pissed since she still really doesnt know what it means and I explained it to her like this.

"Imagine yourself in a dark forest with no one around that you are so scared that an angel appears to give you food and drink. You take the food and drink and the both of you end up playing shuffleboard with on over +60 couple from Florida. You start to win and it fades to light".

I explained that it is nothing like this at all but you get the jest of it.

dh

07-23-2009, 01:48 AM	#1724
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	The walk of the Yellow soldier.............. It is one of the most diffcult tasks ever given to men in this day and age but somehow we take on the responsibilty. It is like taking on the hottest female porno star ever and telling her that you can rock her world. Now chances are you wont be able since she has fucked dudes that can go for like 2 hours to but at least you tried god damn it. So what if she pokes fun and laughs since you still have your pride and that was an awesome 5 minute fling with someone who is just way to hot. Will she call you again? Probally not but who in the fuck cares since you are a Yellow Brotherhood member. We need a mark of some type such as a tattoo that we are able to mark our groupies. This exclusive group is almost too much for me to handle sometimes with all of the pride it brings to me. It is like crying because your favorite team won its championship and they dedicated it to you and gave you money and a bus load of hot women for being "the man". That is what it exactly feels like to be part of the Yellow Brotherhood every minute of the day. You cannot shake this feeling and you must spread your message to the world. I bite at the lip from jumping up and down on the conference table and screaming "Yellow Brotherhood". I do it at home and my wife gets pissed since she still really doesnt know what it means and I explained it to her like this. "Imagine yourself in a dark forest with no one around that you are so scared that an angel appears to give you food and drink. You take the food and drink and the both of you end up playing shuffleboard with on over +60 couple from Florida. You start to win and it fades to light". I explained that it is nothing like this at all but you get the jest of it. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3