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The shortest path from Seattle to New York is only 2 clicks. This will revolutionize the transportation industry!
See, those chumps at nasa and the university of arizona have been going the long way, sending their Phoenix Mars Lander millions of miles through space. Thanks to this ingenious web-based technology, we can now get from Earth to Mars in one click.
Pretty soon we will be able to send a human the same way. First, we need to take this widget and turn it into a production model (4 clicks), then to transport a human, we need to be able to convert a person into an abstraction (2 clicks). It's only a matter of turning this dream into reality (another 2 clicks).
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TG: pretty much you have no idea how much i fuckin own at this game.
TG: i bested no less than three flaming tornados and broke a huge wizard.
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