[Forum Game] Useless Advice
This game is simple. You present a problem, someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, then they present a new problem. Rinse and repeat till we discover the meaning of life. Keep in mind the advice doesn't actually have to answer the problem. It just has to be advice of some kind.
I'll start:
Help, I've fallen and can't get up
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"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet"
-Albert Einstein
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