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Old 01-29-2011, 10:47 AM   #52
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Originally Posted by Bridget View Post
Old Timers Fortress, Patch 2.42
  • Cursing beeped out from vocal audio.
  • Blood and gore replaced with duckies, toy boats, cogs, and fish bones.
  • Melee weapons replaced with pillows. Pillow fight!
  • Particle system implemented to improve pillow feather dynamics.
  • Chat is now parsed to filter out harsh language.
  • Your full name, address, and social networking pages are now logged upon ban.
  • Microphone usage is now limited to ten minutes of total use per day.
  • Our banlist can now be accessed directly through the Main Menu.
  • All projectile based weapons replaced with Nerf Guns.
  • Grenades have been replaced with Water Balloons.
  • Dispenser now dispenses stickers and coloring books.
  • Sentry Gun now simply lights up and plays a silly sound. (Still as useful as it was before!)
  • Medics now drop fresh vegetables and fruits instead of Medkits.
  • Infection removed due to possible offenses to those who have H1N1.
  • Medkit remodelled to a metal tin of kid friendly bandages for boo-boos and ouchies.
  • Detpacks have been replaced with Confetti Cannons.
  • Hints now display bible verses instead of gameplay tips.
  • Capture the Flag changed to a more friendly cooperative version: Give The Flag
Quoted for truth.

You O-T fuckers would shit this mod up badly.

Also, O-T is responsible for killing most of the community. If a new player gets banned from one of the 3 active servers, do you think he still plays?
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