THATS WHAT I BRING HOTLINK BLOCKERS AN P2P PROG ONdisc, LMAO.
Nah, seriously I'd bring my "Iron Horse" (pun, tee hee), aaaand.. a skateboard maybe? To wow the king, and get the girlz? Maybe snowboard, but how the fuck am I gonna get to the top of the mountain? Hay, I could wow the king with my "Iron Horse" silly me. Perhaps a map of.. Wherever I'm going? Because we all know that they really sucked at map making back then. A dictionary of Ye Old Norse? Condoms?! Pills? A LIFETIME'S SUPPLY OF PILLS AND CONDOMS>!!?
Perhapes Richard Simmons.. Solar powered Taser? WindmillsS? TAI CHI? KUNG FU?! BAd KUNG FU MOVIES? LAWL
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