I'm immune to cancer.
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
Sad isn't it.

what a waste of money. fucken work on some useful research.

Seeing as prostate cancer is one of the leading killers of men, I don't see how it's a waste of money.

Besides, regular monogamous sex would do the same thing. It would be kind of hard to catch a disease from your wife unless she's a cheating whore.

And if she is?

This has already been known!

wtf? STIs? arent they STDs...?

This information has been around for a long time now!

Sexually transmitted disease is politcally incorrect these days, so 'Sexually transmitted infection' is used instead...

A cynic will say it's politically correct to call it an STI. A realist will say it's medically correct.

Whelp I'm safe! :lol:

Yeah same here.

Five times a week cuts your risk to 1/3... does five times a day make it 1/21?

Damn. I'm highly unlikely to develop prostate cancer.

FUCK I'M A FIRM BELIEVER IN IRONY. OH GOD OH GOD.

Preservation of semen is a key to health, actually.

Do Catholics condone cancer then?

Yup. In fact, the pope wants you to get cancer.

He wants us to get cancer but he roasted jews in world war 2!

Get cancer for your sins.

(Best part is that when I typed that out I made a typo and sins came out wins. Changes the meaning a bit...)

^LOL

WINS!

I knew this already, thta's why I have as much sex as possible.

Well then, your chances of dying of prostate cancer must be high.

If as much as possible is still not at all... you're still not saving yourself.

Dammit, saw right trough that didn't ya...