o_someoldguy
03-01-2005, 01:56 PM
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid of falling and
getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy
. . . . The apples at the top think something is
wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come
along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way
to the top of the tree.
Now Men . . . . Men are like a fine wine. They begin
as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out
of them until they turn into something acceptable to
have dinner with.
the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid of falling and
getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy
. . . . The apples at the top think something is
wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come
along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way
to the top of the tree.
Now Men . . . . Men are like a fine wine. They begin
as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out
of them until they turn into something acceptable to
have dinner with.